Your Best Sex Toy According To Your Zodiac Sign

If you believe in astrology, then you know that some things are better left up to the stars- including your sexuality. That’s right, ladies; I am here to tell you that your best orgasm may be right around the corner. From the quintessential rabbit to the ever daring butt plug, it is hard to nail down which sex toy is worthy of your time. We all deserve fireworks, and looking to the stars is a great place to start. Here is the best sex toy according to your zodiac sign.

1. Aries (March 21- April 19)

As an Aries, you are known to be as competitive as hell. If you aren’t trying to prove you’re right, then you are always trying to be #1 in everything that you do. Why should the bedroom be any different? As a Ram, you need a sex toy that can drive you straight to the top, which is why the Hitachi Magic Wand is the perfect sex toy for you. Sophisticated, powerful, and reliable, this sex toy has exactly what it takes to keep you on your “A” game, or should we say “O” game.

2. Taurus (April 20- May 20)

As a sensual sign, you love a great tease, and let’s be honest, sometimes you can be a bit lazy. With the Lovense Bullet Vibrator, you can lie back and let your partner take the reins. Controlled by an app, this vibrator will get you off without expending all of your energy. It turns out that you can mix business and pleasure, Taurus. We wouldn’t put it past you to use this 9-5.

3. Gemini (May 21- June 20)

You never can quite make up your mind, can you, Gemini? You have an insatiable curiosity and a sense of adventure, which is why it only makes sense that you have a sex toy that can match your ever-changing energy like the Dual Vibrator. Since anal play is definitely on your menu of pleasure, this toy brings your double-penetration fantasy to life with one gadget. Whether it is your first time or you 100th times, this sex toy is guaranteed to give you fireworks.

4. Cancer (June 20-July 22)

Ever the romantic, Cancers will love any toy that can intensify their couple’s play. As a sensitive and nurturing soul, these caring crabs love to share with ones they love, which is why a toy like Eva II is perfect for you. Share the love- and the orgasm- with this incredibly satisfying sex toy. Watch out Prince Charming, I think we now know why Cinderella lost her slipper.

5. Leo (July 23-August 22)

Let’s face it- Leo’s can be a bit obsessed with their image, which is not always a bad thing. Feast your eyes on the Lelo YVA, Leo, because it doesn’t get more luxurious than a 24k gold personal massager. Always in the spotlight, Leo’s love to be seen, but what if your sight was taken out of the equation? Wear a blindfold during your lions play and see how heightened your other senses become.

6. Virgo (August 23- September 22)

Oh, practical and minimalistic Virgo, have we got the perfect sex toy for you. Virgos hate making a mess, which is why the Crave Vesper– a super discrete vibrator that doubles as a piece of jewelry- is perfect for you. Easy to clean, practical, and convenient this sex toy isn’t fancy, but it gets the Damn. Thing. Done. Beauty and orgasms? On behalf of the Virgo community, I’d like to say, “Sign me up.”

7. Libra (September 23-October 22)

Libras are all about balance. They only take what they get and are the fairest amongst all the signs. As the sign that loves anal pleasure, your the back-door-betty of the signs. Get yourself a pair of anal beads and enjoy a booty call that doesn’t come with all the baggage.

8. Scorpio (October 23-November 21)

They will obey you, Scorpio, or they will feel the sting of a cold leather whip (Wapushhhhh). A whip inflicts a certain type of pleasurable pain that you love. You are not a sadist, but there’s nothing wrong with having a little fun. You like to add a little sting to your sex life, and you get off on being in control. Grab the nipple clamps. Its time to get kinky. You and your partner are in for some fun.

9. Sagittarius (November 23-December 21)

AKA the bachelorette of the signs. You don’t need a partner to get you off, and most times, you prefer it that way. You are in no rush to put a ring on your finger, but when it comes to finger vibrator, that’s a different story. Try the Adorime Bullet Vibrator Kit with interchangeable finger sleeves. This simple sex toy feels really freaking good and the best part? There are no strings attached. Please the night away, Sagittarius.

10. Capricorn (December 22- January 19)

Capricorns love to control and are extremely hardworking. When it comes to Capricorns, they’re looking to accomplish their goal with absolute flying colors, and they are willing to work for it. Enter: Njoy Pure Wand. This toy’s futuristic design with a little mystery will work wonders on our Capricornian friends. Whether you know exactly where your G spot is or need a little extra practice, the Pure Wand is the perfect toy for your pleasure.

11. Aquarius (January 20- February 18)

As a free spirit and open-minded individual, you are willing to try anything in the name of pleasure. You hate to be tied down, and if we know you, you are tired of basic-ass sex positions and mediocre sex toys. Spice up your sex life with a sex swing or try our favorite, the Iroha Plus vibrator fully loaded with seashell like ridges. This offers a sensation that is as unique as you.

12. Pisces (February 19- March 20)

As a water sign, AKA a mermaid, the best time to get in some much-needed pleasure is when you are doing some much needed R&R in the bathtub. Under the sea, you go enchantress, but don’t leave your Waterproof Body Wand behind. This sex toy is great for all those vacations you have coming up, and it is guaranteed to give you a tidal wave of pleasure.

Ok, real talk. Of course, astrology isn’t a guarantee of how you should live your sex life, and any of these toys are capable of getting the deed done. Listen to your body and use what feels best to you.