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We Rated The 10 Worst Pick Up Lines Of All Time

It is still unclear to me as to who thinks that using pick up lines is a good idea. Sure, it can be cute when someone uses a pick up line they know is really bad and laugh at themselves, but it really does get old. If you are using pick up lines seriously, please reevaluate. Bad pick up lines always remind me of the scene in the Hilary Duff/Heather Locklear movie “The Perfect Man,” where the loser guy seriously asks if it hurt when Heather Locklear fell from heaven…and it works. Like, come on. Unless you have a rock for a brain that would never work. Unfortunately for everyone in the dating world, and especially in the world of dating apps, bad pick up lines seem to be running rampant. Maybe they work for some people, but I like to fancy myself an intellectual that holds herself to higher standards *hair flip.* As much as I’d like to hear that you’ve been checking me out and staring at my ass for ten minutes…oh wait I would not like to hear that when I first meet you. Here are 10 of the worst pick up lines that real people use in real life.

1. Are those space pants? Because your ass is outta this world.

Not sure how someone refers to space pants with a straight face. Seriously, this is one of the worst pick up lines!

2. If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.

While I respect a good pun, I do not respect this one. No, I did not intentionally rhyme that.

3. Thank God I’m wearing gloves, because you’d be too hot to handle.

Do you have to be wearing gloves to use this one? Seems like a small margin of time where you can say this.

4. Was your mother a beaver? Because dam.

No comment.

5. Do you have a library card? Because I’m checking you out.

Thanks for making me uncomfortable.

6. Do you live in a cornfield? Because I’m stalking you.

I have two problems with this. One, why would it be sexy that you’re stalking me. Two, if you were talking me you’d know where I live. Inherently flawed.

7. Was your dad a robber? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Leave my dad out of this. Why should it flatter me that you think I have shining eyes? You could compliment the in a less cheesy way and I would be eternally grateful.

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8. Do you work at Subway? Because you’re giving me a foot long.

And who said chivalry was dead.

9. Is your name Wifi? Because we have a connection.

This is not making me want to date you at all.

10. Your mom is hot, I bet you will look just like her when you’re older.

Why are you checking out my mom you creep and why do you care what I’ll look like in 20 years when I never see you again anyway.

Do you agree that these are some of the worst pick up lines? Let us know in the comments below!

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Meghan Killian

Young "professional," Providence College grad, above average procrastinator, reality tv enthusiast, high profile contributing member of society.

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