It is still unclear to me as to who thinks that using pick up lines is a good idea. Sure, it can be cute when someone uses a pick up line they know is really bad and laugh at themselves, but it really does get old. If you are using pick up lines seriously, please reevaluate. Bad pick up lines always remind me of the scene in the Hilary Duff/Heather Locklear movie “The Perfect Man,” where the loser guy seriously asks if it hurt when Heather Locklear fell from heaven…and it works. Like, come on. Unless you have a rock for a brain that would never work. Unfortunately for everyone in the dating world, and especially in the world of dating apps, bad pick up lines seem to be running rampant. Maybe they work for some people, but I like to fancy myself an intellectual that holds herself to higher standards *hair flip.* As much as I’d like to hear that you’ve been checking me out and staring at my ass for ten minutes…oh wait I would not like to hear that when I first meet you. Here are 10 of the worst pick up lines that real people use in real life.
Not sure how someone refers to space pants with a straight face. Seriously, this is one of the worst pick up lines!
While I respect a good pun, I do not respect this one. No, I did not intentionally rhyme that.
Do you have to be wearing gloves to use this one? Seems like a small margin of time where you can say this.
No comment.
Thanks for making me uncomfortable.
I have two problems with this. One, why would it be sexy that you’re stalking me. Two, if you were talking me you’d know where I live. Inherently flawed.
Leave my dad out of this. Why should it flatter me that you think I have shining eyes? You could compliment the in a less cheesy way and I would be eternally grateful.
And who said chivalry was dead.
This is not making me want to date you at all.
Why are you checking out my mom you creep and why do you care what I’ll look like in 20 years when I never see you again anyway.
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