Picture it: 1999. Pokemon (your favorite show) just got an album. You add the CD to your Walkman rotation, pop it in and hope it doesn’t skip. Track 4 comes on and the lyrics resonate… “What kind of Pokemon are you? How do you do the things you do? Are you loyal through and through? Do you have a heart that’s true? What kind of Pokemon are you?”
Instead of obviously banging lyrics and a plethora of animal hybrids to choose from, the question can make decision making as hard as becoming a Pokemon master. Let’s make it easy by finding out which Pokemon matches your Zodiac sign!
YOU ARE NIDORINO!
Common Traits: Aggressive, Easily Agitated, Protective, Out-Spoken, Passionate
Very much like a Nidorino, Aries gets a bad wrap for quick to anger personality. They sometimes let their emotions take over and see a lot of red. Not all is lost! Aries are extremely passionate about their cause and will let it be known! That’s something to be proud of.
YOU ARE BLISSEY!
Common Traits: Compassionate, Caring, Dependant, Motherly
Just like a Cancer, Blissey takes care of those around and often forget about themselves. Because of their selfless nature, Cancers seem clingy and over-bearing. Their compassion makes up for this because they can always spread joy.
YOU ARE A PIPLUP!
Common Trait: Stubborn, Prideful, Strong-minded
Taurus’ are stubborn like Piplup. With every fall, they get back up even better than ever. Taurus’ can let their pride stand in the way of seeing things operatively, but they always find a way to make themselves content.
YOU ARE A RUFFLET!
Common Traits: Confident, Attention-Seeking, Strong, Warm
Rufflet’s exude confidence just like their Leo counterparts. Loud and charming, Leos demand attention and all eyes on them. Their strong personalities make them seem egotistical and self-centered. They love to host great parties, have a good time and just want everyone to enjoy the ride!
YOU ARE A ZIGZAGOON!
Common Traits: Curious, Easily Bored, Sociable
I don’t think that there’s a more fitting pokemon for Gemini than a Zigzagoon! Zigzagoon’s restlessly wanders everywhere all the time due to curiosity. Because of their wandering eye, they are assumed to have a double personality. Never fully satisfied simply because they know they deserve better! Always curious, easily bored zig-zagging. On to the next!!
YOU ARE A LILLIPUP!
Common Traits: Intelligent, Analytical, Strategic, Perfectionist
Lillipup faces strong opponents with great courage! Like Virgos, very intelligent, strategic and notices when at a disadvantage. Sometimes can get caught up in the details, missing the bigger picture. But their thoroughness and reliability make up in the end!
YOU ARE EEVEE!
Common Traits: Indecisive, Charming, Balanced, Peaceful
When Libras are presented with so many options- it’s better to just ask another sign! Similar to an Eevee, they are quite charming and draw in so many people. They want to please and just need balance and peace. They can attract the wrong crowds sometimes having negative influences, but with peace and alone time, they can get back to their normal selves.
YOU ARE A POPPLIO!
Common Trait: Hardworking, Ambitious, Disciplined, Disconnected
Popplio is known to be a hard worker and emanates Capricorns perfectly! Disciplined to a fault, they can come off as distant and too concentrated. But they get things done and are ready for more tasks and challenges- whatever comes their way!
YOU ARE LITTEN!
Common Trait: Mysterious, Suspicious, Loyal, Jealous
Litten’s are, without a doubt, Scorpios. They hide emotions for fear they might get hurt and don’t trust easily. They might get a little jealous and when they attach, they attach for life. Don’t get them twisted! They are extremely loyal and can keep all your secrets!
YOU ARE MEW!
Common Trait: Original, Cool, Funny, Floaters
Like Mew, Aquarius’ are very original. Very rare that there is anyone like them. They don’t belong to any one group and often fly solo. Many feel as if they are stand offish, hard to approach and too cool for school. Far from it! They are easy to get along with, hilarious and unique.
YOU ARE CRABOMINABLE!
Common Traits: Lazy, Blunt, Down-to-Earth, Passive
Sagittarius and Crabominable have a lot in common. They can easily get lost in translation leaving them frustrated and anger-driven. Too lazy to explain themselves so they let physicality do the talking. Sometimes, they just don’t care, saying what’s on their mind and not watching for others’ feelings. But they are strong and easily misread.
Common Traits: Sensitive, Moody, Emotional
Jolteon’s easily become sad or angry just like Pieces. Dramatic, they let their feelings be known and let it all take over. Though as the moods change, Jolteon’s power up. It makes them passionate and easy to follow when they are in their zone.
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