Aries, just like the famed captain of The Orca, you are always the one to take charge. You are loud, fearless, and willing to try just about everything at least once. You’re incredibly driven and super competitive- like capture a giant shark just because they told you you shouldn’t competitive. Just be careful. That competitive streak can lead you into some murky waters.
Taurus, you are the most faithful and patient of the zodiac signs. You don’t mind putting things off until tomorrow, and you’re just fine with waiting it out if it’s something you really really want, just like Ms Scarlett O’Hara! You have a kind heart, but your temper can be wicked for anyone who gets on your bad side. But in the end, your practicality and tremendous heart win over, and you always do the right thing. Even if it means not always getting what you want!
Gemini, just like Mamma told Forrest, you’re like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get! Your famous mercurial attitude and dual personality can make it very difficult to pin you down for too long, but that doesn’t stop you from being the life of the party! Just like our fearless Forrest, you are forever loyal and optimistic, even in times of crisis. And when you love, you love with all you have. Use that quick wit, grab onto life with both hands, and run Forrest, run!
Cancer, like hometown girl Dorothy Gale, you’d do anything to just stay home with your family. You’re fiercely protective of the ones you love, and we’re pretty sure you’d even be willing to battle a wicked green witch just to see them safe and sound. When things don’t go your way, you can get a little, well, crabby. But when push comes to shove, there’s nothing you wouldn’t do and nowhere you wouldn’t go (even if it’s somewhere over the rainbow) to take care of the ones you hold most dear.
Leo, there’s nothing you love more than being the center of attention! Just like our pal Jack, you’re incredibly ambitious and clever, and you know just how to talk yourself out of sticky situations. You’re a firm believer that there is never enough work to be done, but just be careful. Sometimes you let your pride get the best of you. Like our ill-fated heart-throb, you’ll do just about anything to pull off a grand gesture. Even if it means letting your s/o take up all the room on the door (even though you totally could have fit, too).
Virgo, you need to learn how to let people in! Like Jimmy Dugan, you have a nasty reputation of being cold and calculating. But those who know you best know that this is just your exterior. Just like Jimmy, you take care of the ones you love, and deep down you have one of the biggest hearts in the game. It’s just the lowering of your walls that we have to work on with you, Virgo. Just remember, it’s okay to cry every now and then!
Libra, you are ALWAYS ready for your close-up. You love all things glitz and glamour, and you are as classy as an old-time movie. You ooze elegance, and diplomacy is one of your best qualities. We know you’d feel right at home on Sunset Boulevard… as long as you get your turn in the spotlight and a solo number!
Scorpio, anyone who messes with you is going to need the help of The Force if they want to make it out alive! You are a force to be reckoned with, and just like a Jedi there is nothing you cannot do once you’ve set your mind to it. But you have a tendency to lash out when you feel cornered, and you can be a bit too intense (queue Darth Vader’s theme music). But if you use that intuition that seems to be engrained in your DNA, you’ll have no problem staying on the right path and achieving all your goals!
Sag, travel and wanderlust are just as much a part of you as breathing. You don’t care where you’re going, as long as it’s exciting! You’re a trailblazer, and you don’t mind being the first person to try something or look at things from a different perspective, just like the Doc. You’re not one to give up, and you’re incredibly curious, but you can be a bit of a perfectionist. Just take a lesson from Marty and remember as hard as you try to change the past, the present is always the most important place to be!
Capricorn, you’ve probably heard this statement a lot. You need to learn to let loose and crack a smile every now and then. Sure, the Joker’s absolutely bonkers, but he knows how to have a good time, and he certainly knows how to have a good laugh. Try not to worry about the things you can’t change, and focus on enjoying the crazy cooky ride that is life!
Aquarius, anyone who knows you knows you are always living life to the fullest and enjoying just being, well, alive! Like our monster pal, you have a deep fear of being vulnerable, and you can be extremely sensitive. But you’re also very much like our doctor friend, in that no matter what the end results, you always strive to do what’s the absolute best for the masses, and you love learning new things. Your ultimate goal always is the truth, and your strong personality makes you the go-to in a crisis. Just make sure you don’t lose your head, and don’t add fuel to the fire (hehe).
Pisces, just like Mr Lightyear, you live to please. You’re all about the ones you love, and they always know they’ve got a friend in you. You’re incredibly creative, but sometimes you get too caught up on your own personal journey. Remember it’s your friends that will lift you up and help you fly again when you’ve broken a wing. You love having a safe place to land every night, and there’s no place in the galaxy you’d rather be than with your best buds!
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