Let’s face it, Tinder is great. It’s fun, it doesn’t take itself too seriously, and it provides the opportunity for us to inflate our ever-growing egos with match after match. But even on an app that’s clearly just here to help us nail a shag, there are certain rules of etiquette which need to be followed. Fellas, please note that any of the following will immediately summon every woman to channel her inner Beyoncé and swipe to the left (to the left mmmmm).
I know it’s Tinder, but could you scream rebound louder if you tried?!
This is a sure-fire way to guarantee that you come across as a class-A arsehole. Now, I appreciate tone-age as much as the next person, but the prospect of an evening filled with protein powder comparisons doesn’t scream take me now.
Literally what is the point of you even being on Tinder. Like, seriously. GTFO.
Yes well sorry, Einstein, but it does.
Why is this even a thing? If I wanted to meet up with murderers I would spend my time leisurely wondering around dark alleyways, thank you very much.
Ok, maybe psychopath is a bit harsh, but seriously? Beavers?
Maybe it’s just me, but super-liking is an immediate turn off. If we match, then it’s clear that it was meant to be. We’re all secretly suppressing our desperation for love by being on Tinder, so let’s not draw attention to our incessant need to be adored, hey?
Mate, I have 4 others of just my face. Either learn to use your eyes or leave me be.
Why?
You message me “Hey!” and I ignore you, and you keep messaging. As in, It. Does. Not. Stop. “Hey!”. “Hellooooo”. “Hi??”. “Me again!”. ENOUGH.
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