Have you ever felt as though something within you was a little bit Britney Spears? Well, I’m here to tell you that we all have a little Britney in us all! Whether you’re shaving your head, wearing double-denim, or just being a massive, super cool Mum, there’s a piece of her in us all! Yes, that’s a fact – and no, there’s no science behind it. Read on to discover which Britney Spears era you are, according to your zodiac.
Why? Well, I already said there’s no science behind this!
‘Womanizer’ was the comeback hit for Miss Britney Spears following her very public breakdown – which we shall not make a joke of here. Nothing but love for our queen.
With the release of this hit single, and the album dropping of ‘Circus’, Britney secured herself a spot in music history outside of her 90’s fame. And to come back after her head-shaven breakdown takes guts, and a very Aries-like ability to jump headfirst into new experiences.
Britney Spears has done a lot on her life – and been put through the ringer for it too.
But, at the end of it (or not the end, but present day), she’s come out of it as a loving mum with two beautiful sons. And no matter what lies in her past, she’s come out of it strong and happy, embracing her role as a mother in the kitschy way Kim K never would.
Her enduring legacy cemented her a Las Vegas residency that proves she as the Taurus zodiacs stubbornness to see through anything.
One of the most iconic looks in the modern era of fashion, Britney’s appearance with JT made history at the 2001 AMA’s.
We saw double – twice! Firstly, two of them were in denim. Secondly, it was double denim.
And since Geminis love to see double, of course, this iconic era would resonate with this zodiac sign! No other zodiac has the ability to see things with such subjectivity that they would think of wearing this full-on denim outfit!
Cancers are condemned for being hyper-sensitive – and there’s nothing wrong with it, when it means you can ruminate on your feelings and produce something as a result!
‘Piece Of Me’ is Britney’s hit back at the papz who have plagued her life, and though it took her a few years to overcome the pitfalls of being rich and famous, she’s riding high once again!
Air hostess extraordinaire, dancing in diamonds – Britney set new expectations with the production value of this legend of a music video.
Leo, who like things to revolve around them, certainly appreciates the energy and enduring legacy of this Britney Spears Era.
Eg. when Britney teamed up with P!nk, Beyonce and Enrique Iglesias to sell ‘Pepsi’ to the masses.
Virgos tend to have strong personalities and will eliminate anything they consider excess in their lives – much like how Gladiator Britney is ready to kill a bitch who messes with her.
It’s all fun and games until Enrique Iglesias tries to make you fight with your badass bitch brethren!
No reason why – better to ask why not?
Britney’s time as a judge on ‘X Factor’ U.S. was stipulated with many great faces – but none more epitomised than by her encounter with contestant Patrick Ford.
Meeting Britney is “like meeting God,” says he, as we laugh, but it’s the truth. Still, you don’t say it to their face – that’s weird – and Britney’s expressions say it all.
She’s sweet enough still to sit through the audition, listen to him declare undying love for her (not verbatim), and then give him a ‘No’ after weighing the decision. Very Libra of her.
AKA – Animated Britney, grown in a test tube, killing people left and right.
Is there anything more Scorpio than a hyper-sexualised song about with a music video about a stone cold bitch? This Britney Spears era (if you want to call it that – and we can) epitomises the duality of Scorpio’s nature – a sexy bitch.
The Britney with the snake, the adventurous Britney – with a very Sag-like ability to challenge their own horizons.
When Britney appeared at the 2001 VMAs with a python (named Banana) wrapped around her during her performance, she was definitely stepping it up and stepping out of the box. That’s what makes this so iconic.
Sagittarius signs, by definition, embody this same wild spirit.
Because this video, with it’s iconic red bodysuit, cemented Britney as a pop superstar.
Capricorns aspire for social greatness, and sometimes don’t care what they have to do to get there – or how many times they have to do it.
Oops! I did it again, and I don’t regret it!
Because that entire performance? Carefully rationalised, and planned out.
Everything about Britney’s appearance at the 2003 VMAs had be meticulously scheduled – and with great reward, as it became such an iconic moment in VMA history.
But even that kiss between Britney and Madonna had rationalised motives behind it (publicity, duh), and we all know Aquarius signs don’t show affection without a purpose!
A timeless piece of schoolgirl sexualisation – perhaps what launched the popularity of kinky school uniforms in the Western world. But that’s another issue.
We’re just here because it’s Britney, bitch! Plus, Pisces signs have exactly the imagination embodied by Britney to transform herself from Disney child star to pop legend.
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