You’re bound to hear plenty of interesting things while you’re at college. However, these are things you will NEVER hear at University of Exeter.
No student, especially a Birks-bound fresher, will ever utter these words. Cardiac hill leaves you sweating and experiencing severe breathing difficulties and well, Forum hill is just a deceitful bitch.
Any self respecting Exetah student knows that we are superior to Plymouth. Don’t even ask about Loughborough.
Exeter is notorious as being the home of many Oxbridge rejects. Yes, we know your life long dream has been shattered, but please spare us the ear ache. My sympathies for those in York or Durham.
Spend one Monday evening in Rosies and you’ll understand. Surrey is the major feeder of our student population, and by god don’t they let you know about it.
The official University response to the perservering stereotype is that the figures do not correlate to the stereotype. However, try telling that to someone who doesn’t like avocados and has never tried a VK prior to university.
Yes it’s true. Yes we all know it.
Ah, the lemmy. It’s one of them paradoxical places, you realise how bloody awful it is but will you be there each Saturday? Of course you will.
Apparently it’s something to do with a visit from Her Majesty. Who knows, could be pure shite for all I know.
There are approximately 4 clubs, all shut before 3 am and all have copious supplies of VKs. Trust me, it’s a wild night.
The locals hate us. We hate the locals. No one really knows why, it makes no sense, but hey neither does University.
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