10 Things Every Fuck Boy/Fuck Girl Does To Cover The Fact That They Are A Fuck Boy/Fuck Girl
Fuck boys and fuck girls are those charming creatures who are able to adapt to any situation and break your heart. Because they are so good at disguising themselves you never know if they are your soul-mate or just another passenger in your love life. Unfortunately, fuck boys/fuck girls are common AF! While you always hope they are the legit romantic, immaterial person you’ve always wanted to meet, they turn out to be just another fake. Unless you know how to spot them! Here are 10 things every fuck boy/fuck girl do to cover themselves up.
1. He/she is impeccable
I don’t want to say everyone whose appearance is perfect is a fuck boy/fuck girl, but more that all fuck boys and fuck girls do have an impeccable appearance. They are also very, very charming and can convince anyone to fall for them, almost right away. They are also very confident, which is attractive. After all, fuck boys/fuck girls love the game of chasing and trapping their victim into their love net. What to watch out for: if they seem to be too perfect to be true, they are a fuck boy/fuck girl!
2. Never gives you a straight answer
A regular guy or gal is going to give you a straight answer when asked if they are seeing anyone else or when asked out. But not your fuck-person! One of the best ways to identify them is to watch out for ambiguous answers, like “Baby, why would I see anyone else?” or “Let me know”. At the same time, they never seem to be able to produce a simple “Yes” or “No”. With a fuck boy/fuck girl the answer is always “maybe”.
3. You can’t catch them with their former partners online
All fuck boys/fuck girls have amazing social media profiles, but lack tags and photos with their exes. It’s like they never seem to have been in a relationship. On top of it, you will only find photos where they hang out with their same-sex friends. As for taking a picture with them and posting it online – that will never happen!
4. Their friends have no clue who you are
Speaking of friends, you will never convince a fuck boy/fuck girl to introduce you to their friends.
5. Makes plans only to cancel them
You can try to make plans with a fuck boy/fuck girl, but they will never be able to actually show up. That’s because they only need you to be there when they want, not the other way round, so each time you make plans with a fuck boy/fuck girl, you can expect them to cancel at any time. Bonus points if they cancel right before picking you up from home!
6. They can’t believe it when you refuse to go to their place
A regular guy or girl is going to be proud when you refuse to come up to their place after a second or third date. Or, at least, have nothing to comment about it. But a fuck boy/fuck girl is going to give you a killer look when you choose to go home instead of spending the evening with them. Auch!
7. They don’t call you
Morning texts might be cute in the first days, but you want your new date to pick up the phone and call you. If they never do it and seem to be busy when you call them, they are fuck boy/fuck girl material. They also tend to vanish in the sweetest moment of your relationship and resurface after days or weeks on end, acting like nothing happened. Asking them where they were and what they’ve been doing is not going to help. Of course, their answers are going to be confusing!
8. They are funny… but that’s it
A relationship is for better and for worse, but a fuck boy/fuck girl is only for better. They are funny and there will never be a dull moment with them, but when rain clouds start to gather, your new date will vanish!
9. They will text you out of a sudden, after months of not seeing them
This is pretty much self-explanatory: they want to spend the evening with you and then disappear again. Maybe for some weeks, maybe forever… who knows?!
10. They never commit
A fuck boy/fuck girl never commits to a relationship, nor to a serious talk about relationships. All they are interested in is keeping you around, just in case they want to have fun one evening. If you are a woman you will try very hard to change the fuck boy – don’t do it! They will only change when they really want to, if they ever will.
