Here are some super sweet (somewhat sassy, and a little bad-assy) father’s day quotes to write on your dad’s card this year! Let’s be honest, the real sentimental crap should come from your own mind and your own heart, but that doesn’t mean you can’t bring a smile to your dad’s face this fathers day with a preview before the main event! These father’s day quotes will be sure to make him at least chuckle a little before the waterworks begin when he reads your heartfelt words inside.
So without further ado:
We’ve all been here. Everyone in the family is sure to at least roll their eyes when they see this fathers day quote! Though you may have shot yourself in the foot in the process, whoops.
Because hair!!! I’m sure he will totally understand…
Bank of mum and dad, am I right? Yeah. You may have to pay for brunch after he reads this one but it’s totally worth the giggle.
Perhaps follow up with…because you yourself are so dashing and that would just NOT be possible! MAKE IT BELIEVABLE.
You’ve got your debit card ready for brunch right? Your mum will love this one that’s for sure.
Look, at least you’ve got your priorities straight. There aren’t many father’s day quotes out there that really tell it like it is. Sweet and simple.
If this has ever been a real dilemma for your father, I applaud him for keeping you around. Though after the sas delivered with this father’s day quote… Maybe it’s time to find a new address before you’re traded in for a camel. Let’s be honest, you’re probably not worth much more.
Aaaaah. Isn’t this just all of us though? What is a parent without their awesome children? Well, they’re card-less at the very least!
Let’s be honest, that’s the best they can really ask for, isn’t it. Strive for greatness! And if they don’t like this father’s day card? Well, use the brunch money to really treat yourself to that face tattoo you’ve been dying to get.
Every day is a wonder for them I’m sure. I for one am always wondering how on earth my dad still has next to no hobbies that could aid me in finding inspiration for a father’s day gift.
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