If you’ve ever been to London or especially if you’ve ever lived there you know that London is a world of it’s own. It’s a whirlwind of expense and British weather (so basically rain) but is totally unforgettable at the same time. There really is no where like London. Read on for some hilarious and very true tweets about London.
English weather is nothing if not unpredictable so I’m not surprised that this secret garden in London comes equipped with heaters. Even in May.
Anyone who has ever travelled through London knows that just having long queues interrupt your travel is for amateurs.
Every Londoner knows that a cabbie is a fountain of knowledge, especially after a long night clubbing.
Before coming to London, where I lived everyone just walked everywhere. Now, after a few years I totally sympathise with the idea that a 15-minute walk is “a long, unbearable and unnecessary journey”.
In my time travelling around London I have seen some truly heartfelt service information notices; but this notice for Bruno Mars fans complete with lyrical references is truly a work of art!
I have nothing else to say except what is the bar called and how do I get there? Not sure if alcohol and light sabers are the wisest mix however…
Every true Londoner dreads that moment when someone (who is most likely drunk) decides that they can take on the bus driver.
Trust me, it’s not easy trying to change directions and having to wade yourself through a never ending torrent of slightly enraged citizens.
Living in London you learn how to catch people out from a young age!
Londoners have perfected the art of making it clear they are not up for anyone talking on the morning commute, which makes that moment when you see a horde of tourists start talking because they haven’t learnt the London code yet even more painful…
I’m not going to lie it’s always a bit startling when I go back to the Midlands and someone is not trying to push past me on public transport.
Literally, the amount of times I’ve had to wait because someone has tried to run in at the last minute and got their backpack caught is ridiculous.
I genuinely do not know how London bus drivers cope sometimes.
This tweet proves once and for all that there is nothing that a British person values more than a pint. Especially when they had to pay the London price for it.
Even when they open the windows it does nothing I tell you. Nothing. There is no way to escape the sweaty summer tube.
To be honest trying to find any accommodation in London that will not cripple you financially is virtually impossible.
You probably won’t get this unless you’ve ever travelled on Southern Rail but those who have know this pain far too well.
The strikes were truly a nightmare to anyone who commutes but I can’t help at laugh at those who used them to their advantage.
Unsurprisingly, those who were affected by the strike refused to let them stop being British and keep up the ruse of polite conversation.
As someone from the Midlands this is truly painful to see. Not even Greggs is safe.
You’d be surprised how little stares you get in London when walking around on the tube all day in a costume.
Only London bus drivers refuse to let the morning slog get them down.
Even the kebab shops in London don’t escape from needing that extra bit of security you don’t see anywhere else in the country.
Let’s face it they more than had that coming to them. A victory for anyone who has ever been catcalled anywhere.
There has to be a reason so many people gravitate to London despite the steep rent prices and the hell that is commuting, and it is simply because London truly is stunning.
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