Ladies, we all know how persistent someone can be when they’re trying to get closer to you. They think of all types of things to say and do, just to get that one chance with you. Whether they’re trying to get closer for sexual reasons or because they actually want to date you, sometimes you’re just not into them! So, instead of being sweet and honest, we’re going to take another route. Here are 10 things to say to get rid of him, quick, fast and in a hurry!
This one should be easy and kind of fun! Be the extreme, man-hating woman that every man dreads. Tell him how you think men are the scum of the earth and how they only want to take from us women. Express how they’re all sleazeballs and how you wouldn’t engage with another man if he was the last person on Earth. Every time he reaches out to you, or if he comes up to you in public, go wild with it! Not only will he be super annoyed by the man-bashing, but he’ll probably think you’re a nut case!
This is a classic tactic to get rid of him! Money, Money, Money! Let him know you need your bills paid girl! You can’t afford to have a man around who’s not putting in on anything! Even if your bills are paid, you need shoes, bags, vacations and make sure he knows, haha! All jokes aside though, if you tell a man that you have bills and ask what he’s going to bring to the table, it will intimidate him if he isn’t serious. When you talk like a grown up, you tend to run off the childish men.
Some guys might not be intimidated by this, but 95% of them won’t stick around for the challenge. Telling a man that you’re withstanding from sex or any sexual activities for whatever period of time you come up with, might help you get rid of him. When a guy is nagging you, there’s a good chance he just likes what he sees physical wise. In other words, he wants you to drop your drawers, honey! Not wanting to engage in anything intimate will come off as prude or boring to most men, no matter the reasoning behind it.
Now, most men will try to sound super “macho” and fearless when you attempt to use this strategy, so beware. *inserts eye roll emoji* Make up a story (or some of you may not have to), about your crazy ex-boyfriend that will not stop popping up. Elaborate on how when you tried to move on last time, he busted the windows out of the guy’s car and slashed 3 of his tires! Tell him that he will show up on any date they are on and he doesn’t care about going to jail or looking like a lunatic, so nothing can stop him!
Now this one is a little extreme, but desperate times call for desperate measures! Tell the guy you got a fresh bun in the oven. Babies and all of the things that come along with them can be stressful for anyone. Diapers, no sleep, spending all of your money, isn’t super appealing to some guys, especially when the kid isn’t theirs. So, if they have the option to not play daddy, that’s probably the one they’ll choose.
This is another fun one!! Acting crazy is a perfect way to get rid of him quick and make sure he stays gone. You can approach this in any way you like; you can be the jealous crazy, the paranoid crazy or whatever type of crazy floats your boat. However, some guys find crazy women to be attractive, so make sure you know before you play yourself.
If he’s a misogynistic jerk, this strategy will be a perfect way to get rid of him. Tell him you can’t cook and that you have no plans on learning, either! Tell him that you don’t believe in women being in the kitchen and that you actually prefer a man to do all the cooking. Mention how you’d rather go out to eat because it’s easier and faster and that you don’t see why people value home cooked meals so much. If this doesn’t bother him, it’ll bother his mom and we know how much dudes love their mom.
Overprotective brothers, mean dads, invasive mothers, and clingy grandparents could give any man an anxiety attack. Make up some crazy story about the “initiation process” he’ll have to go through with your family if he wants to date you. Maybe you can say that he has to fight all the men in your family or something along those lines. Just make sure you say something totally out of this world because some guys want to prove themselves and you don’t have time for that.
Again, this one you got to be careful with because some guys are into it and you won’t be able to get rid of him. Express to him how much you need him, in every way possible. You need him to be there when you wake up and go to sleep, you need to talk to him at least 5 times a day, you need him at every appointment, every shopping trip, every everything. You even need him there during every girl’s night and you need to be at every boy’s night!
Anything he says, disagree with it. Politics, sports, science, literally, anything he says. Make him feel dumb and incompetent. You can even disagree with the way he dresses, the way he does his hair or his new haircut, his choice of music, his car, etc. Not only do most men like a woman to be submissive to them, but they have huge egos. They like for you to stroke them but hurting them is a bit too far!
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