Having a boyfriend is great and all, but think of all the other amazing things in life you could be doing instead of looking for a relationship. If you’re single AF, don’t worry. There are so many things that are way better than having a boyfriend.
Drinking an entire bottle of wine (or two) all by yourself.
Phish food B&J > dudes.
Sleeping in late with no obligations or distractions to worry about.
Finishing the entire Shameless series in less than 48 hours is considered to be a talent in your eyes.
Discovering that you’re good at something other than sleeping and sex. Who would have known?
Telling the cab driver your entire life story within the 30-minute drive home. A classic.
She always knows exactly what to say and when to say it.
Food baby status and no shame about it whatsoever.
Because they always do the trick and guys don’t.
Cheese. Enough said.
Wine drunk > any other kind of drunk.
And spending it doing absolutely nothing in your bed because you can.
Taking off your bra on your drive home from work is the most liberating feeling in the world.
The best feeling EVER.
Silk sheets FTW.
With extra bubbles, please.
Worth EVERY penny spent.
And then wondering why I couldn’t be this studious back in High School?
Day drinking and passing out cold by 7pm. Those are the best kind of days.
Spending your Friday night dropping it low on the dance floor with your girl is totally worth every single painful blister.
Being a boss a*% bitch and taking names.
Self explanatory.
Ulta and Sephora make the world a better place.
8 for $28 panty sale?! I’m there.
Not having to worry about being seen naked on the reg. It basically is a passage of freedom to eat anything and everything you want.
Being able to sprawl out in your Queen sized bed, like the queen you are.
Getting out of the shower and exfoliating from head to toe immediately.
Doing absolutely nothing besides lay in bed on a rainy Sunday.
Spending your Sunday at the bar for happy hour deals.
It’s an extremely rare occasion, but it’s an incredible one when it does happen.
Driving without a set destination. Music up, windows down, and the open road.
The best sound to sleep to.
You work your butt off. You deserve the side of guac, even when it costs extra.
Laziness at its very finest.
Laughing so hard you become a mute and tears start accumulating from your eyes. The best kind of laughter.
Finding an old pair of jeans you kept in case they fit you again someday. Winning.
Never having to answer to a nagging boyfriend about where you are and when you’re coming home.
Getting to know people with similar interests.
When food is life.
And never feeling guilty for it, either.
Setting a plan and actually following through with it.
Enough said.
You can never have too much caffeine, am I right?
Walking aimlessly around Target and buying a bunch of random sh*t you don’t even need because Target is amazing.
Rearranging your boards on a Saturday night is totally OK with you.
Even if you don’t plan on actually buying anything. Filling up a cart of stuff and clicking X is somehow extremely satisfying.
Reading because you want to, not because you have to.
Living life on the edge, because YOLO.
Buy-1-get-1 deals will always win you over.
Realizing that there’s more to life than worrying about having a boyfriend or finding love.
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