Hot Pockets; they mean different things to different people: late-night snack, quick breakfast or just gross. Chances are you’ve eaten one once before. There’s literally no chance you could get sick of these things since there are 16 different hot pocket types. To some that might seem a bit disgusting, even worrisome, but thankfully I’ve got the Hot Pocket 411.
Thanks to Thrillist foodie, Andy Kryza, who stocked his freezer with all 16 Hot Pocket flavors, we’ve got ourselves a pocket ranking. Next time you’re at the grocery store and are unsure of which ones to get, refer back to this Hot Pocket ranking. Starting with the best and working our way down to the worst, prep yourselves:
Not gonna lie, I’ve had this one and I despise it; probably because I hate ham. I can remember I was at my friend Brenna’s house in 6th grade and that’s when I was first introduced to hot-pockets. Haven’t touched one since, so thankfully we’ve got Andy Kryza here to give us the low-down.
I could get down with this.
I could also get down with this.
This is making me question if I should give Hot Pockets another go.
Never mind, I retract my last statement.
Not feeling this one. Does that mean there are only four Hot Pockets I could get down with out of the 16?
Why do all these have garlic buttery seasoned crust?
I dunno, I think I could get down with this one. Is that gross?
This is playing it safe, I can dig it.
Why are all the ones I’d definitely try on the bottom of his list?
Okay, this one seems like it’s ranked properly.
How the fuck do you stuff a meatball into a Hot Pocket? Big no-no. I want the real deal.
No. Especially after reading that you can taste ketchup in is. No.
Don’t ruin tacos for me, there’s a reason your are second to last on the list.
BBQ beef is a no-go for me. BBQ chicken, maybe.
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