The 10 Types Of People You Meet At College

In college, you will come across hundreds of different people. Everyone has their own interests and personalities which makes college such an awesome place. All the students are learning about themselves and who they are or want to be. But, there are just some types of people that every college has. These are the 10 types of people you meet at college.

1. “Pre-Med”, we only know his major, because that is how he identifies.

Him: “Hi. Pre-med. 4.0. Harvard rejected me but only because they didn’t read my application fully. Columbia. Better than you.”

Barista: “sorry, I don’t think that will fit on the cup”

2. I think they just call him “Blaze”

4:20 is his favorite time of day. Will remind you of that. Red eyes. Works at a dispensary. Wears a robe to class. May or may not know he’s in class.

3. (Sigma Alpha) Eric and Katie (Kappa Gamma)

Is wearing Greek letters in more than one place on their person. Went to a raid last night. Will make it sound like they are part of the family of “19 kids and counting” talking about all their “brothers” or “sisters” on campus. Every picture taken has an ever so elegant hand configuration of their letters.

4. Heart-wrenched Heather

At college to attain the M.R.S degree. Loves boys but also hates them. Dates six boys at the same time but wonders why Johnny doesn’t think they’re exclusive.

5. Wanderlust Whitney

You’ll spot Whitney in your local botanical garden making a flower crown for herself while writing poetry. She has a “live, laugh, love” sign in her dorm room. The screensaver on her computer quite originally says, “not all who wonder are lost”. Namaste.

6. Social Justice Warrior Sabrina

Does not see race. Does not identify as a gender, but feels personally victimized by the inequality for both, sorry, all. Everything is a microagression. Has already saved the world and will tell you how she did it alone.

7. Kiss ass Kristian

Would sit next to the professor in class if it was socially acceptable. Ok, would be sitting next to the professor aside for the fact that there was a restraining order taken out on him for attending too many office hours. Added the prof on linkedin. Can answer every question. Snickers when you get the answer wrong.

8. John Cena, himself.

Do you even lift bro? Well, I couldn’t tell from your muscle tank with arm holes cut down to your waist, the fact that you have a tattoo with your dead lift PR, oh, also you never mention it.

See Also

5 Things To Do Your Freshman Year That Will Make The Rest Of College Easier

9. Wannabe Wendy

Nobody told her we weren’t in 10th grade anymore and that was our bad. Poor Wendy is desperate to rise the non-existent social ranks of college. Buys followers on Instagram.

10. (aspiring) Senator Sean

Political and proud. He already knows everything, is never wrong, and is doing you a favor by being in your class and shoving his always correct and always appropriate opinion at you. You’re welcome.

Have you met any of the 10 types of people you meet at college!? Share in the comments below!

This is a sponsored post. All opinions are my own!

Featured Image: weheartit