20 That 70s Show Quotes That Are Still Amazing

Throughout the late 1990s early 2000s, That 70s Show was one of the best TV Shows for its memorable TV Characters and quotes. Although the series finale aired on May 18, 2006, the legacy that the show left is one that will be forever ingrained in our hearts.

Across the show’s eight seasons and 200 episodes the show’s main characters provided us with many quotes that were amazing, hilarious, and/or savage, to name a few reactions. All of the quotes featured here will be from various characters and are listed in no particular order.

Now, with all of that being said, let’s take a look down below and check out 20 That 70s Show Quotes That Are Still Amazing:

1. “Foot Up Your Ass” -Red (Throughout The Entire Series):

Red (Kurtwood Smith) is one of the TV’s most iconic dads of all time. He delivers some of That 70s Show’s most memorable quotes. Honestly, this entire article could be just 20 Amazing Red Forman Quotes from That 70s Show. This is the first of several amazing quotes by Red Forman featured in this article.

Most of any TV Series’ most iconic and amazing quotes are catchphrases that the show’s characters state multiple times throughout the show’s entire run. One of That 70s Show‘s most memorable quotes comes from Red’s recurring catchphrase “Foot Up Your Ass”. Throughout the entire show, Red, a Vietnam War vet, threatens to put his foot up someone’s ass in the most creative ways possible. It was hard just to pick one “Foot up your ass” quote, so, I included a video below on a compilation of Red wanting to put his foot up someone’s ass.

2. “I Don’t Love People. I Love Camaros, Zeppelin, And French Fries – In That Order!” -Hyde:

Like with Red, Hyde is another character from That 70s Show who produced a lot of the show’s most memorable quotes and this article could have also been just about 20 Amazing Steven Hyde Quotes From That 70s Show. This quote listed here is the first of the few Quotes that Hyde says in That 70s Show. The combination of Camaros, Zeppelin, and French Fries totally screams the 1970s era.

3. “Damn Jackie, I can’t control the Weather!” -Kelso:

I couldn’t do an article about Amazing Quotes from That 70s Show without including Kelso (Ashton Kutcher) memorably stating: “Damn Jackie, I can’t control the weather!” This was his response to her when she asked why he wouldn’t give her his jacket while they were outside in the freezing cold.

4. “Yelling is The Only Part of Being A Father That I Enjoy!” -Red:

Red delivers another one of his memorable quotes during the Season 5 Episode 15 episode “When The Levee Breaks” after Eric informs him about his engagement to Donna.

5. “Look, If I Could Run Across The Beach Into My Own Arms, I Would” -Jackie:

The That 70s Show Season 5 finale produced one of Jackie Burkhart (Mila Kunis)’s amazing quotes of the entire series. Her self-confidence is definite goals.

This statement is one of those quotes that can be best used to describe part of who Jackie Burkhart is: honest, blunt, and confident. Jackie Burkhart is not that kind of girl who settles for just anyone and wants perfection when it comes to her romantic relationships.

6. “Son of a Bitch!” – Fez:

Another one of the most amazing quotes from That 70s Show is Fez’s recurring catchphrase “Son of a Bitch!” The video below is a compilation of Fez saying one of his catchphrases throughout the show’s entire run.

7. “God, What Did You Eat For Breakfast, Carnation-Instant Bitch?” -Eric:

This comeback from Eric (Topher Grace) ranks highly among the show’s most amazing quotes. This is something any of you readers can say as a comeback to get people who you don’t like to shut up! Trust me, this quote will make them not be able to say anything back.

8. “One day, I’m gonna open a restaurant, and everything on the menu is gonna be special. So, when somebody comes in and says “Hey, Kelso, what’s special on the menu?”, I can say “Everything.” -Kelso:

The Circle on That 70s Show produced some of the show’s most amazing quotes ever. My favorite quote from the circle was the one that Kelso said about wanting to open a restaurant.

9. “Keep Your Friends Closer and Your Enemies Fat” -Jackie:

Remember the old saying “Keep your friends closer and your enemies closer”? Well, according to Jackie Burkhart, while you should keep your friends close, you should keep/get your enemies fat instead! This is one of the best quotes describing how people should deal with their haters.

10. “You Don’t Have Bad Luck. The Reason That Bad Things Happen To You Is Because You’re A Dumbass!” -Red:

In the episode “Thanksgiving”, Eric opts to come clean with Donna after he kisses a friend of his sister’s during Thanksgiving. While naturally Donna is furious over the incident, Eric decides to then go complain to his father Red about his bad luck, an idea that Red shoots down immediately with this epic burn.

11. ” I can’t believe Laurie bit me. I hope she didn’t give me slut rabies.” -Donna:

As I stated earlier, characters from That 70s Show that deliver some of the series most amazing and iconic quotes are Hyde and Red. Although Donna Pinciotti (Laura Prepon) is one of the show’s main characters, she, in my opinion, delivers some of the most amazing quotes from That 70s Show that seriously underrated and deserve more recognition.

In the Season 2, Episode 25 episode “Cat Fight Club” Donna delivers this quote (which is my favorite one from all of the quotes Donna says on That 70s Show) in the aftermath of the cat-fight (see the video below) between Jackie and Eric’s sister Laurie (Lisa Robin Kelly), who rating insults over each other after Kelso cheating on Jackie with Laurie. Donna attempted to break up the fight, only to get bitten by Laurie.

While the cat-fight is entertaining, Donna’s “slut rabies” comment has me on the floor in laughter every time I watch the scene.

12. “Eric… It Fits” -Red:

This epic burn from Red came after Kitty asked him for a four letter word disappoint for her crossword puzzle at the breakfast table. Whenever an opportunity to roast his own son presents itself, Red always took it.

13. “I said Good Day!” -Fez (Throughout The Entire Series):

Another one of the most popular quotes to come from That 70s Show entire run is “I said good day”. Fez utters this catchphrase whenever he wants to get out of a situation where he feels that he doesn’t have the upper hand in.

14. “Fez! We just caught these two frenching, like a couple of French people at a frenching festival!” -Donna:

Another one of That 70s Show quotes that’s amazing yet highly underrated that Donna delivers is this one after she, Eric, and Fez walk in on and catch Jackie and Hyde making out on the couch in Eric’s basement. Watch the entire scene play out in the video below.

15. “You kids switch partners more than square dancers.” -Kitty:

In the That 70s Show Season 5 premiere episode, Kitty delivers this line after walking in on Hyde and Jackie making out in the kitchen. Just like with Donna’s “slut rabies” (see #11 above) and “frenching like a couple of French people at a frenching festival” comments (see #14 above), Kitty’s line in this scene (from 0:50-1:00 in the video below) is one of the most amazing yet highly underrated Quotes from That 70s Show.

16. “I Don’t Know What You Heard, But This Show Ain’t Free” -Fez:

This is Fez’s response after Red accidentally walks in on him taking a shower in the Forman household.

17. “No, Aquarius” -Leo:

Honestly, anything Leo said was hysterical, like right here with his confusion between sobriety and horoscopes.

18. “I Can’t Believe I’m Back in Gym, Or as I Like To Call It, The Institute Of Things I Can’t Do” -Eric:

Mutual feelings here Eric! I bet this is how everyone felt back in the days when we had to go to P.E. during elementary and middle school.

19. “Burn!” -Kelso (Throughout The Entire Series):

The video below is compilation of Kelso saying his epic catchphrase: “Burn!”

20. “Don’t Put Me In Your Fantasies. I Don’t Even Like Being In Your Real Life.” -Hyde:

Overall, this quote sums up Hyde’s general attitude when he has to deal with people who he has no respect for. It doesn’t leave much room for error.