Let’s start off with my own personal yet embarrassing story of my fake ID getting taken. I walked into the University Liquor Store with my head held high and my ID in my hand. Grabbed a bottle of wine and proceeded to check out where I asked the check-out dude, “How’s your day going?” He replied with, “Good until now..” and rips the sticker off of the card, taped it up on the wall, but then said, “We love you college kids coming over to the store, but we love it even more when you are of age.” Am I supposed to hate him or thank him? Bonus: I received tons of Snapchats from my friends of my ID taped to the wall. Make sure your fake ID passes these tests first! I present, the 10 struggles of having a fake ID:
“I’m a liar”, “I’m going to jail.”, “What’s the quickest way out of here if I get caught?”
No. I don’t do this all the time. I want to go home and drink my Franzia.
It’s um for books…?
Me: “Yeah the people who come in here with fake ID’s are insane, who would do that? Not me. Not I. I would not.”
For a piece of plastic with a sticker on it, that may or may not look legit when it gets to you in a sketchy box that you have to pick up form the RA.
Debbie: “Wanna go for a liq run?”
Me: “What the hell Debbie? You haven’t talked to me all semester…? STEP BACK DEBBIE!”
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