If you’re from Fort Lauderdale, you know that just because you live next to the beach doesnt mean you get to live there all the time like the tourists. Read on to find others signs only people from Fort Lauderdale can relate to.
I’m talking errands, appointments, movies, it’s a sea of sandals.
Time for boots and heavy jackets. Burr!
Great, now I want one!
People speed up and purposely don’t let you in if you signal. To them it’s like, “oh they’re signaling, quick Bob, see how fast you can go so they can’t make it into the lane! Ha! 10 points if we succeed! Look the poor schmuck had to get off at the wrong exit, mission accomplished. Great job Bob, excellent work.”
Often you may spot one of these girls out at the club at a table with bottles. A man usually paid for the table and she is what they call a “bottle rat.”
They do this to attempt to pick up and impress women.
Fake boobs and butts as far as the eye can see. Eye candy everywhere, hello!
Actually, I work 40+ hours a week. Tourists get better use of the beach than I do, even though I’m right near it. I do more than sip cocktails and tan, Linda!
Like what are you constructing and how many more years do you need? No, seriously.
Some people even try to own them as pets here. Not kidding.
Hurricane category 1? Party time. Get the beer and the hot dogs. Category 3? Ok, time to buy water and stock up on goods just in case. Slight Panic. Category 4? Okay, panic. I’m sorry I partied during the category 1. I swear I didn’t mean it. Please take mercy on me Mother Nature.
Wait, what? Maybe I don’t need to go here after all. Is there a garage somewhere? Help!
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