15 Signs You Are THAT Boy Crazy Girl Everyone Is Scared To Be
We all know that one girl who is way too boy crazy. The girl who craves attention from boys (not even in a bad way) and/or the girl who always feels the need to have a boy in her life. Whether that means bouncing from boy to boy or just being a little too obsessed with the boy they’re currently with. Let’s be honest here, we judge them. We watch them from afar and just smh while their love life crumbles into pieces. We all hope we aren’t that girl, but if 15/15 of these signs are relatable to you…well.
1. You indirect them all over social media.
You love being shady on Snapchat or Instagram when they f*** you over. You know what I’m talking about. Just don’t do it. That’s the fastest way to get a boy to extremely dislike you.
2. You’ve made separate social media accounts just to stalk them.
You’ve made separate Twitter/Instagram accounts just to stalk them because they’ve blocked you or not accepted your follow request because you’re batsh*t crazy.
3. You secretly have them come over to your house.
You told your friends you would never talk to him again, but you have him sneak over at 2 a.m. on Tuesday night just for a hookup and don’t tell your friends.
4. He tells you not to tell any of your friends about whatever you guys have going on.
He knows you’re crazy, his friends know you’re crazy, your friends know you’re crazy…he’s slightly embarrassed by you so he tells you not to tell anyone that you guys are hooking up. That’s just how you know you might need to tone it down.
5. He has your number blocked but you continue to text him.
He blocked your number last year and you know that, but you continue to text him hoping maybe one day the text will end up with a “delivered” underneath it.
6. You prank call him.
You think its hilarious to sit around and prank call him with your friends. It can be funny! Just don’t do it too often. (Like more than once is too much).
7. You may or may not drive by his house once in a while.
Be careful with this. It can actually end badly…that’s coming from experience.
8. You make sure you’re everywhere he is.
If you know your crush is going to be somewhere at a certain time, you make sure you’re also there. No exceptions.
9. You get jealous to the point of crying yourself to sleep.
If you see him with another girl on his Snapchat story, you freak out. It could just be his best girl friend but you LOVE to jump to conclusions. This could possibly cause a meltdown if you’re crazy enough 🙂
10. His Snapchat score.
He hasn’t answered your Snapchat in 2 minutes, so you take it upon yourself to check his Snapchat score. It’s currently at a nice 186,599. You check again 30 seconds later and suddenly its at 186, 601. That means he’s opened a Snapchat and replied…and it wasn’t your snap. He better be prepared to die.
11. You regularly check his followers/following.
You’re always double checking his followers list on Instagram or Twitter to make sure there are no new girls following him. Same with his following list.
12. And if you do find a new girl, VSCO is your best friend.
Jessica recently started following your crush. Oh HELL no. You aggressively stalk her VSCO page to make sure there aren’t any pics of them together. If there aren’t any pics yet, you check regularly to make sure none pop up within the month. She becomes your most searched person on Instagram :/ it happens to the best of us.
13. You can’t go anywhere that reminds you of him.
If McDonald’s reminds you of him, looks like you’re never enjoying those greasy fries again. If you even look at those golden arches you might risk ruining all your makeup with a waterfall of tears.
14. You ask everyone you know if they know who he is.
If you meet someone that even lives in the same city as him, you ask them “hey do you know ____ ____” News flash: 89% of the time they have no freaking clue who he is…so chill out.
15. Lastly, if there is a new girl you do your best to sabotage their relationship.
You can’t be normal. No. You just can’t see him happy after he left your crazy a$$. You just have to ruin anything good for him. You have to sabotage his new relationship. Yup, because that’s normal.
