City Life

15 Signs You Are From Portland Oregon

Portland, without a doubt, is one of the greatest cities to live in. If you grew up here, you will definitely be able to relate to these 15 signs that you are from Portland Oregon!

1. You either have a degree from Reed College, or you never went to college.

2. You don’t use your degree; instead you work at the most overrated doughnut shop in town.

3. You make/ sell zines; about parasites & meat dolls.

4. You’re an artist, musician, designer, writer, dj, etc…

5. You have, at least, 2 jobs aside from being in the coolest doom metal band around.

6. You work as either a barista, bartender, cook or stripper.

7. You picnic in the cemetery.

8. You may, or may not, have a trust fund.

9. YOU ARE DEFINITELY A SLACKER.

10. You love whiskey, pbr, pinball.

11. You urban hike at McCleay.

12. You play in fountains during summer.

13. You live in an old craftsman with at least 5-7 people.

14. You may live in your parent’s basement.

15. You stopped wearing glasses for fashion 7 years ago.

In addendum

With the onset of newcomers, and standard evolution you fear your livelihood coming to an end.

Are you from Portland Oregon? Let us know down below!

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