Sexy Pickup Lines That Guys Should Use More Often

Sexy pickup lines don’t always come naturally. Many people might find them too risky, but when used respectfully and with a good sense of humor, they can easily break the ice for a fiery connection! Here’s a starter set for anyone new to the playing field looking to score.

Cute, Nerdy Pickup Lines

Is your name homework? Cause I’m not doing you, but I should be.
Hey baby, are you a tiny wooden stick and I’m an equal amount of red phosphorus? Because we’re a match!
Is your name winter? Cause you’ll be coming soon.
I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you.
I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect a few more inches tonight.
Are you my pinky toe? Because I want to bang you on my coffee table later tonight.
Look at the night sky. Do you see that bright light to the right of that red one? That is a comet that is streaking toward here at 34,546 miles per hour. At that rate, it will be here in about an hour. So, want to fuck?
Fuck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
Do you believe in evolution? Cause my homo is Erectus.
Can you help me with my science assignment? I need to know how to get to Uranus.
I honestly find your lack of nudity disturbing.

Confident Pickup Lines

My magic watch says you’re not wearing any underwear. Oh, you are? It must be 15 minutes fast.
Are you butt dialing me? I thought I heard your ass calling me.
Want to come over and watch porn all night on my new mirror?
Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I swear, I can see myself in your pants.
Let’s have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
That sweater looks amazing on you. I bet I would too!
Did I tell you I’m writing a book? It’s a phone book and it’s missing your number.
You must be my Tinderella because I’m going to make that dress disappear at midnight.
What are you doing tonight beside me?
Are you into casual sex or should I dress up?
Can you help me up? My dick is too big.

Flattering Pickup Lines

Hey, you dropped something…my jaw.
Hold on, you’ve got something on your ass…my eyes.
Aside from being extremely sexy, what else do you do for a living?
Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you’re a snack!
What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?
I think it’s time I tell you what people are saying behind your back… “Nice ass!”
Hey, I’m writing a paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
Baby if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
You are making the other women here look bad.
My friend told me this party would be worth my time – and now that I see you, he was right.

Funny Pickup Lines

Do you use an inhaler? Because you got assssss, ma.
Let’s play Titanic, you’ll be the iceberg and I’ll go down on you.
Are you a poster? Because I want to pin you on a wall.
People call me John, but you can call me tonight!
Do you know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain shortages? Well, I don’t even own a car.
Nice fucking weather. Want to?
I wanna do dirty things with you – like farming.
So what are you doing for sex later?
[Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say] “Now that I’ve broken the ice, will you sleep with me?”
If I had a nickel for everyone I saw as attractive as you, I’d have…five cents.
On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

NSFW Pickup Lines

I was feeling a little off today, but the moment I saw you, I was turned on.
I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.
My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
Want to see if you can add ‘has an awesome gag reflex’ to your resume?
When I was born, I had 2 choices: One was to have perfect memory and the other was to have a huge penis. Unfortunately, I can’t remember which one I chose.
If you’re gonna regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
Hey baby, what’s your sign? Caution, Dangerous Curves ahead, Yield?
One of my friends told me girls hate oral, do you want to help me prove him wrong?
Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
I lost my keys…can I check your pants?

Cutesy Pickup Lines

Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
Falling for you would be a short trip.
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears
Do you know what this shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.
You better call Life Alert, because I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up.
Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?
I think auto-correct is trying to hook us up; every time I type in your name it changes to future boyfriend/girlfriend.
The next time you get a dozen roses, look in the mirror. You’ll see the 13 most beautiful things in the world.
Do you have the time? Thanks…March 1st, 2020, at 10:30 PM, now I’ll always remember the exact moment that I met you.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.