There are plenty of things we wish we could say to our exes, but we do not get these opportunities too often. When the opportunity arises, do not waste your words. Take a look at these 15 petty texts we wish we sent our ex the last time they texted us.
Yeah, maybe I miss you, but I don’t miss how long you lasted in bed.
Sorry, I’m long gone. Can’t let the same flame burn you twice.
Pettiness level is unimaginable. But, what else would you expect from someone too immature to hold a relationship.
You’re just fooling yourself, because I’ll come right back at you.
You wish, satan.
Yeah, definitely don’t miss that at all. This is probably the most aggressive of the petty texts we wish we sent our ex but worth it.
Get in line, prick. I’m thriving and you don’t make the cut anymore.
Well, all of mine were. Don’t come at my taste in men, I clearly went for you.
Expect several memes of Boo from Monsters Inc., she can answer your desperate texts.
Just laugh it off. They’ll get the hint, hopefully.
I’m confused why you think I want to talk, but keep calling and I’ll let my phone continue to ring.
Are you fine? Like I said earlier, I got a whole list of people in line. I don’t need you, even for that.
If she ever sees you in public and says hi, she knows you’re a shitty person. So don’t act like such an angel around her. Mama knows best.
You must be joking if you think you can still use my Netflix account. You simply can’t. Get some psychological help.
Thank you, you make it that much easier to laugh about it. This one is directed to a specific one month relationship.
As a whole, exes are never fun to talk to, especially when all they do is drive you crazy and make you mad. Next time an ex hits you up, hit them with one of these responses.
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