15 Petty Texts We Wish We Sent Our Ex

There are plenty of things we wish we could say to our exes, but we do not get these opportunities too often. When the opportunity arises, do not waste your words. Take a look at these 15 petty texts we wish we sent our ex the last time they texted us.

1. To the ex who never lasted.

Yeah, maybe I miss you, but I don’t miss how long you lasted in bed.

2. To the ex who begged for me back.

Sorry, I’m long gone. Can’t let the same flame burn you twice.

3. To the ex who decided to burn my stuff.

Pettiness level is unimaginable. But, what else would you expect from someone too immature to hold a relationship.

4. To the ex who called me names.

You’re just fooling yourself, because I’ll come right back at you.

5. To the ex who thinks I’ll come over for a quickie.

You wish, satan.

6. To the ex who had a small one.

Yeah, definitely don’t miss that at all. This is probably the most aggressive of the petty texts we wish we sent our ex but worth it.

7. To the ex who doesn’t realize there is others waiting.

Get in line, prick. I’m thriving and you don’t make the cut anymore.

8. To the ex who was way beneath my league.

Well, all of mine were. Don’t come at my taste in men, I clearly went for you.

9. To the ex who thinks he can come into my life when he pleases.

Expect several memes of Boo from Monsters Inc., she can answer your desperate texts.

10. To the ex who misses me… STOP.

Just laugh it off. They’ll get the hint, hopefully.

11. To the ex who calls to “catch up.”

I’m confused why you think I want to talk, but keep calling and I’ll let my phone continue to ring.

12. To the ex who’s just trying to smash.

Are you fine? Like I said earlier, I got a whole list of people in line. I don’t need you, even for that.

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13. To the ex who my mom and I bash on the daily.

If she ever sees you in public and says hi, she knows you’re a shitty person. So don’t act like such an angel around her. Mama knows best.

14. To the ex who thinks they can use my Netflix.

You must be joking if you think you can still use my Netflix account. You simply can’t. Get some psychological help.

15. To the ex who gives me a good laugh when I think about our relationship.

Thank you, you make it that much easier to laugh about it. This one is directed to a specific one month relationship.

As a whole, exes are never fun to talk to, especially when all they do is drive you crazy and make you mad. Next time an ex hits you up, hit them with one of these responses.