5 Oral Sex-Proof Lipsticks You Should Know About
If porn has taught us anything it’s that we have to have oral sex-proof lipsticks, be as hairless as the day we were born, as flexible as Olympic athletes and that men are capable of making you cum in a matter of minutes. We all want to bring some kind of porn element to the bedroom – or be the best our partner has ever had. But if anything porn has taught us that it is based on fetishes and fantasies – but your make-up doesn’t have to be one of them. Bottom line is – we need an sex-proof lipstick that can withstand oral sex, mascara that won’t smudge around the eyes, and a lip gloss that, won’t smear off.
So here they are – 5 oral sex-proof lipsticks you should know about:
Maybelline SuperStay Matte Ink Lip Color
When we think about a matte lipsticks, we also envisage that dry, tight feeling that so many formulas leave behind. But the 16-hour sex-proof lipstick by Maybelline is smudge-free with alasting vibrant colour. This highly pigmented and comfortable wear Maybelline SuperStay is the perfect oral sex-proof lipstick to make your lips pop while serving 5* oral. The only issue with oral sex-proof lipsticks is trying to get it off. If you are faced with this challenge use vaseline or micellar cleanser – it will remove the staining from your lipsticks.
NYX Professional Makeup Liquid Suede Cream Lipstick
On an Avo craze? Want to save animals? Want an oral sex-proof lipstick? NYX is a vegan, relatively cheap and last in typhoon weather lipstick. With no transfer, you won’t leave any trace on your partner or your one night of fun. The waterproof, liquid oral sex-proof lipstick is in infused with avocado oil and Vitamin E to leave lips hydrated and vibrant. If you want that porn star sex-proof lipstick NYX Professional Makeup Liquid Suede Cream, is your ultimate weapon of choice. Bright, poppin’ and jaw droppin’ this oral sex-proof lipstick grabs all the attention.
Bobbi Brown Lip Pencil
For those of you that are constantly checking for lipstick on your teeth – go for the lipliner trick. Bobbie Browns lip liner is a the oral sex-proof weapon you need! Apply the lip liner and then a chapstick or your favourite gloss over it, so you can control the shape and pigment. This lip-liner is perfect alternative for a sex-proof lipstick as it contours and defines the lip. The rich, long-wear formula applies smoothly and evenly while imparting a satin-matte finish to the lips. A velvety formula that gives lips natural-looking definition that lasts. It gives you a wear of up to 8 hours! So plenty of time for fun.
Maybelline SuperStay 24 Liquid Lipstick
Launching their new shades Maybelline’s 24HR New York SuperStay is a favourite oral sex-proof lipstick. The two-step lip colour features both a top and base coat. Keeping lips fresh through countless kisses the base coat had a microflex wax and polymers to refine colour and comfort. The finishing coat works as a hydrating balm to nourish lips, generating that 24-HR oral sex-proof lipstick. They say it’s fresh through 200 bites and 120 sips… one can only imagine how much oral this sex-proof lipstick can withstand.
Beauty Bakerie Lip Whips
Like NYX, Lip Whips is an oral sex-proof lipstick that is 100% vegan and glides on smoothly. A bit more expensive than the previous oral sex-proof lipsticks mentioned but just as long-lasting. The smudge proof, water-proof oral sex-proof lipstick creates the perfect matte finish. It is that long lasting that Clinique oil needs to be used to get it off.
