Kinky Shows And Movies For Streaming And Sexy Time
Sexy time requires two or more people. You’re not sure what to watch. Based on how well you know each other, you may need something either heavy on the feels or heavy on the hedonism. Luckily, this list has both.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
This movie has a 93% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. It is written by one of the greatest screenwriters of our era. It’s got a Memento-feel to it. You get to watch two people break up in reverse. There’s a sci-fi mechanism that enables the protagonist to have his relationship erased, but he must relive the memories he has with his former SO.
Their relationship gets better and better as they begin to approach the beginning/end. We get to watch two people fall in love and regain their spark.
Love Alarm
This is a Korean show with an English dub. You would think that this would annoy some people, and that may be so, but dubbed means that you’re not going to want to look at the actors’ lips (aesthetic distance and suspension of disbelief). Because of this, you will spend more time interacting with your SO. If one of you is really into K-soap operas, then this plan won’t work.
Movies, TV shows, and music from Korea are things to be reckoned with, as they are (whether you’ll admit it or not) exceedingly good.
Juno
Written by Diablo Cody, this film’s dialogue is different than other movies. Other movies try to capture photorealism, whereas this film aims to take us to a place we’ve never been to.
It centers on teenage pregnancy. The protagonist wants to give the baby-to-be up for adoption and finds a seemingly perfect couple.
The theme here is fertility, good writing, great acting, and nice directing.
Archer
There is nothing but kinkiness throughout the entirety of this show. The characters are constantly having sex with one another. The character Cheryl is the one with the most BDSM kinks about her.
Lana and Archer have a baby together and Cyril can’t seem to keep it in his pants. All in all, this show is both progressive and kinky. Enjoyable for the whole family.
The Bisexual
A British woman takes a break from her same-sex relationship when her girlfriend asks to marry her. This show deals with exploration, confusion, and bi-erasure.
Blue Is the Warmest Color
Next, we have a French film that depicts a same-sex relationship. While this film has been criticized for oversexualizing same-sex interactions, it also has very good reviews. Pair this with your inability to comprehend French and you’ve got yourself a good movie to fornicate to.
Maniac
Maniac is the story of a girl and guy who meet in a sci-fi drug trial. Emma Stone’s character freebases a fictional drug to relive moments with her sister. Her only way of scoring more pills is to enter the drug trial where the pills are being produced.
Our characters keep meeting up in a dreamlike world. This show portrays schizophrenia in a positive light. One of the very few to do so.
Crazy, Stupid, Love
If you’re a romantic at heart, then you’ll enjoy putting this on. The entire film is nothing but broken and rekindled relationships, miscommunication, cuckolding, and intense dialogue.
The writer for this film also wrote This is Us, a terribly written show where the actors are forced to give over-the-top monologues that all sound like they’re coming from the same person.
The Brothers Solomon
This is a film about two brothers who want to have a baby for their father (who is in a coma). They have absolutely no social skills because they were raised in the arctic. They attempt to find someone to have a child for them to adopt.
This. Movie. Is. Hilarious.
Big Fish
This surreal and whimsical story is one of infatuation and love. The protagonist sees the love of his dreams and stops at nothing to find her and propose to her. He does this with a field of flowers.
Big Fish could fall under magical realism. It is a lovey-dovey film whose heat could light a candle.
The Room
This is the worst-best movie ever made. There’s a love story somewhere in there, buried under bad everything. This is B-movie gold. It is hands down the best movie ever and has led to hours upon hours of ironic viewings.
Nearly every scene is an unintentional masterpiece of badness. There’s a softcore scene that really heats up the laughter. We are reminded that he “did not hit her, I did not…oh, hi Mark“
He’s no Marlon Brando (Stella!) but…”You are tearing me apart, Lisa!“
Definitely, Maybe
This is a film where we try and find out who Ryan Reynolds has impregnated. There are three possibilities, and we (the audience) are getting the exposition through his daughter’s storytime sessions.
It got good ratings and is a decent story. Ryan Reynolds is also a great actor—so whatever film you stick him in—is going to be, at the very least, an ok movie.
Disenchantment
This cartoon has a just-friends dynamic between an elf and a princess. Many kinky references are made throughout the first season in reference to interspecies copulation.
If you’re trying to get out of the friend zone by being passive, what better way not to explicitly state your feelings or intentions than with a TV show.
Broad City
Even though Broad City just finished, you don’t have to. Get hours of enjoyment and kinkiness out of this hilarious show. It never gets old because the plot is entirely character-centered.
Sex is openly talked about and pursued by lots of characters within the show. There’s even an episode where one of the protagonists is on shrooms and highly negotiates a threesome.
Heavy Metal
This might as well be softcore porn. This excellent piece of the 80s has transcended time with modern references. This movie was made by men for men.
It’s got that weird futuristic feel to it, in the same way that the World’s Fair envisioned the future through its myopic eyes. It’s entertaining. It’s kinky.
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
This amalgam of genius is a cult classic. The themes of this film are debauchery and deviance. There’s nothing like putting on an old film that was ahead of its time. It’s a movie that doesn’t take itself seriously, and neither should you.
Bojack Horseman
This show is an emotional rollercoaster, but it’s also rife with sex and bad choices. Some episodes should be avoided if you’re trying to have a good time.
The kinky comes from the fact that animals and humans are getting it on.
