Every zodiac sign has its own personality that can be hilarious to watch and fun to understand more about. Even if you don’t think you relate to your sun, moon, or rising sign you without a doubt do! Here are some hilarious stereotypes for every zodiac sign that you’ll have to admit are just a teensy bit true.
The Aries, an anger stricken friend. They’re always angry and that’s pretty much it. You say something and they’ll probably get annoyed and probably be screaming inside every time you talk. Don’t even try to fight back though because it definitely won’t go over well.
You’ll either catch them eating or outside eating. Most likely they’ll be chowing down on whatever they find in front of them. It could be something organic or it could be whatever satisfies them at the moment. I mean let’s be honest here, have you ever not seen your bestie Taurus not thinking about food or eating it?
Another thing Taurus energy is all about really not caring about much, they just float wherever the wind takes them and hope it’ll bring them to a satisfactory place. On that note, if they’re not eating they’ll be out in nature instead, exploring and trying to find a place to sit and relax without you there to ruin it.
They may seem like they’re interested and listening to you….but they’re not (*cue the shoulder shrug*). Don’t get me wrong, Gemini’s are great they bring us amazing content and most probably have a thing for music. They’re lovers of many things and conversation is one of those things. So beware, they may be having conversations with many people.
Most likely they’re creating wild narratives in their head and preparing to either take revenge or cry. It’s really up in the air but they know what you’re all about and they aren’t having it. So they’ll probably get close to you anyways and get emotional later on when they truly realize the gravity of the situation they chose. Cancers are a thunderstorm of emotions, the emotions none of the other signs are ready to handle.
Did they take the attention away? Thought so. If there is an opportunity they will grab it with both hands and fully dive right into whatever compliments you are about to feed. But you’ll only be waiting to watch their head get bigger, it won’t, instead, the attention they gracefully receive will grow stronger. So don’t even bother turning it back towards yourself because this lioness doesn’t care!
Organization who? Guru what? You heard me the Virgo in your life is most likely worrying over which drawer to put their favorite pen. Then they’ll write a long love letter on social media to all their followers about how they made the decision to finally get their life together. They really just want to share their opinion with you because they know you better than you know yourself.
One minute they want to go out with friends the next minute they want to curl up in a ball and watch Netflix. Your Libra friend truthfully can’t decide which one they want. Don’t even get me started about their new love interest who they’ve started a pro-con list for and then decided to just go ahead and flirt with everyone else instead.
Intimidating, closed off and probably plotting the whole friendship before you have even begun. Known as the evil and revenge stricken sign to the people who don’t truly know a Scorpio, they are really just like a Cancer in hiding. Kind, caring and loyal the Scorpio is stereotypically targeted the most as the opposite of these traits. Upon first meetings, they’ll be the cold bitch you thought was only real in nightmares only to melt into a warm and cuddly person. You may just constantly be confused by their energy and that’s honestly how they like it.
Big personality here, don’t wait up! Independent and probably rushing to travel off to Greece or some super unique location. They’ll tell you exactly how it is without giving two or even ten shits. So again, don’t wait up because they are definitely not waiting on you!
You’ll know when you see a sag if they are the ones laughing the loudest in the room. I swear, this sag radar won’t let you down!
Honestly, they’re just here to learn more, absorb and leave then do it all again the next day. Catch them at home working on a project while utterly undermining themselves. They’ve got shit figured out that you wish you did weeks ago. Oh and that project they were working on, it’s a great success and you’re really just wondering how the hell they could be so effortlessly amazing. They are the classmate you always wondered about but were too afraid to ask out.
They may have boundaries up but they are hella creative.
Probably playing mind games with you because they know they’ve got this one in the bag. You are without a doubt five steps behind an Aquarius because not only are they intelligent and secretive about their plans but they without a doubt know something you don’t.
Just like a Sag, don’t wait up because an Aquarius has plans far beyond what you were planning. They may know exactly what they want but they’ll still string you along and pretend they had nothing to do with it.
Flighty, emotionally unstable and probably blaming it all on you! Catch them crying in the bathroom, wiping tears away and then dancing in the club like it’s no big deal. They’ll be out all night acting sociable and cute only to get home to what truly matters to them: their friends, food and a cozy bed.
Most times you’ll probably be wondering where their mind went. But oh well, you may never know. Instead going out for a night will be your best bet as they will be at the last call still asking to be next on the karoake list.
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