Sex for the first time. What’s it gonna be? A good time? Exhilarating? Something to lol about? Or a complete waste? When you’re about to sleep with someone for the first time, you kind of have an idea of how sex with your new partner will be. Unfortunately, you’ll never really know until it’s done. Having sex for the first time with someone new can commence in a number of ways. In the beginning it’s all hope and strategy, in the end, you’re considering the results. Can you think of some funny or passionate ways you’ve felt after sleeping with someone new for the first time? Well here are 8 gifs that describe how you might react.
In this scenario everything was all good. Your expectations of sex for the first time were met. Everyone was pleased, and chances are, you’ll hook up again soon; if not become the best of sex partners from now on until you can no longer function anymore. Your new mate is now your official go-to for when you’re in the mood, and you’ll want to try to not mess this up.
Sometimes sex with someone for the first time can be a little mixed up. Things don’t go very smoothly, and maybe you even get hurt. This can be distraught especially if you’re expectations for this person are high. Like everything else about the relationship is perfect and horrible sex could ruin it. When you get through in the end and hope prevails, this is how you’d feel.
These are tears of sadness. Sort of the opposite of the prior. Everything about you and this new love was going so well. You were picturing your wedding ceremony and future children, but…the sex. It just went all wrong. He/She couldn’t hit any spots, hold a decent rhythm, or was just too damn lazy. Don’t cry. It’s only the first try. You can keep working at it and try to save the relationship. But if nothing changes, you’ll have to let it go and find yet another new sex partner.
Uuuuu. You’re new someone just put it on you. They were smooth. Made all the right moves, and now you’re just feeling vulnerable. You’re mad because you know you’re about to be attached to this person to the point of insanity.
If you’re quite promiscuous and all in it for the fun. Your g-spot game is probably on point. Your ego is swoll, and when you have sex with someone for the first time expecting less of them, it can be pretty hard to accept that someone is better than you. Your new sex partner actually made you say and feel some things you didn’t know you could, and you don’t want word to get out that they have leverage. You’ll probably not want to admit it.
Ever sleep with someone inconsiderate? How can you really just leave someone hanging during sex? It’s just not right. I wouldn’t put up with it. Either I get an orgasm or you’re getting hurt for wasting my time!
You may sleep with someone who’ll really try their best but is not even close to getting a high score. What’s more, they’re just too sweet to hurt their feelings. Hold in that laugh and let em down gently, or you could scar them for life, making them insecure about finding another sex partner.
This last one is for the passionate and emotionally astute lovers. Maybe it’s someone you’ve been trying to hook up with for a long time, or someone who was your love at first sight. When the first time sex is hawt and all you wanna do is hold this person and fall asleep with your lips touching, this is it.
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