10 Delicious Tasting Sexually Named Cocktails You Have To Try

What is our favorite part about getting dressed up and going out? Our favorite part is probably trying new drinks the bartender recommends! With that being said, you’ve probably heard someone order some sexually named cocktails, but are too embarrassed to try. We get it, which is why we’ve compiled ten delicious sexually named cocktails that we think you should try!

Tip: if the recipe calls for parts, it usually means you decide on how much depending on the number of people you’re making this for. For example, if it’s only for you, then you’d only do one ounce (one part).

Sex In The Driveway

This is just a variation of Sex on the beach (a total standard drink to order), but this doesn’t have any cranberry. The only thing we can say is if you need a stiff drink, this isn’t it!

All you need is:

1-ounce Peach Schnapps
1-ounce Blue Curaçao
2-ounce Vodka (or White Rum)
Sprite

Once you have all of your ingredients, just put crushed ice in a tall glass and pour everything in order as it’s written. Once you’ve poured the vodka, then top it off with sprite. Stir and serve.

Cum In My Panties

We love a Tipsy Bartender recipe! His drinks are great and are usually easy to follow. This specific drink isn’t orderable at a bar, but it’s like dessert heaven once you take your first sip. The flavors are just as wild as the name. Unless you are super lightweight, you shouldn’t get drunk off of one of these cocktails, but more than one is a fun time.

All you need is:

1/2-ounce Vodka
1/2-ounce Peach Schnapps
2-ounces Heavy Whipping Cream
Splash of Raspberry Liqueur
Top it off with Whipped Cream
Cherries

Once you’ve grabbed everything, fill a whiskey-sized glass with ice and add your vodka, peach schnapps, and heavy whipping cream. Once you’ve done that, go ahead and add a splash of raspberry liqueur and top it off with whipped cream and garnish it with cherries.

Wet Pu$$y

Now, who doesn’t want to try a cocktail with a name like that? This cocktail recipe is basically part alcohol and part juice, and honestly, we’re not mad at it. It is a little tart compared to the Cum in my Panties cocktail, but it’s perfect when you just want something that bites. In other words, the name fits.

All you need is:

1-part Vodka
1-part Gin
1-part Coconut Rum
1-part Peach Schnapps
Splash of Pineapple Juice
Splash of Cranberry Juice

For this recipe, you will need a shaking glass or at least a makeshift one. You’ll add your ice, vodka, gin, coconut rum, peach schnapps, pineapple juice, and cranberry juice. You’ll shake everything together. Grab your glass and strain the mix.

Between The Sheets

This drink is as sexy as the name! If you like an excellent sidecar drink, then this might be worth it to you to try.

All you need is:

1-ounce Brandy
1-ounce Light Rum
1-ounce Triple Sec
1/2-ounce Lemon Juice

All you need is a shaker (or a makeshift one) with ice. Add all of the ingredients and shake it well. Then you’ll just strain it into a cocktail glass. Try chilling the glass a little in the freezer! It makes a huge difference.

Pink Silk Panties

We love that the drink is super easy to make, and it tastes delicious. It is worth it to try. This recipe is a little bit modified than the original drink, Silk Panties, which is why it is a pink color compared to the original.

All you need is:

2-parts Vodka
2-parts Peach Schnapps
2-parts Cranberry Juice
Cherries

You’ll need your shakers! Combine all your ingredients with ice inside the shaker and shake well. Strain the mixture into a glass and add your cherries and enjoy your Pink Silk Panties.

Bend Over Shirley

If you love the mocktail, Shirley Temple, then this is going to be your go-to drink from now on. It’s definitely on the fruity side of drinks, and it is sweet. According to Tipsy Bartender, this drink is of medium strength.

All you need is:

1 and a 1/2-ounce Raspberry Vodka
3/4-ounce Grenadine
4-ounce Lemon-Lime Soda
Cherries

Grab yourself a tall glass and put some ice in there. Pour your raspberry vodka and top it off with your lemon-lime soda and then add the grenadine. Once you’ve added your ingredients, garnish it with a cherry.

Porn Star

Let’s get a little fancy with our cocktails! Passion fruit is sweet as hell, and it’s the main star of the show. This drink is weird, fancy, and, honestly, a showstopper. You’ll have everyone giggling and enjoying themselves by the end of the night.

All you need is:
Two fresh Passion fruits
2-ounce Absolut Vanilla Vodka
1/2-ounce Passoa Liqueur
1/2-ounce Vanilla Sugar Syrup
1/2-ounce Fresh Squeezed Lime Juice
2-ounce Brut Champagne

Okay, you’re going to wash the fruit and then cut it in half. Once you have in total four halves of Passion fruit, you’ll take three of the four and scoop out the seeds and flesh. Put it into the shaker, add ice, and all of the ingredients except the champagne. Once all of that is in the shaker, go ahead and shake, shake, shake! You’ll strain the mixture into a glass. Once that is done. Grab a shot glass and pour the champagne into it. For the last half of the passion fruit, just drop it into the glass and let it float. From there, you take alternately take a sip from each glass.

The Dirty Little Virgin

If you like coconut flavoring, then this drink will hit the spot! It’s fruity, exotic, dirty, and we love it.

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All you need is:

1-ounce White Rum
1/2-ounce Peach Schnapps
1/2-ounce Coconut Rum
1-ounce Lemon Lime Soda
Splash Orange Juice
Splash Grenadine
Pineapple Slices
Cherries
Red Sugar

Get your glass that you’ll be drinking out of and rim it with red sugar. Once you’ve done that, pour some grenadine. You’ll then add crushed ice and pineapple slices. Then, you’ll go ahead and add the white rum, coconut rum, and peach schnapps. Then add your lemon-lime soda. Leave some room in the glass because you’ll top it off with orange juice and garnish it with a cherry!

Sexy In The Playroom

This is literally candy in a glass. If you like non-strong but sweet drinks, then this is perfect for you!

All you need is:

2-ounce Raspberry Vodka
1-ounce Simple Syrup
Splash of Cream
Two pinches of Cotton Candy

You’ll take the vodka, simple syrup, and cream and pour it into a shaker. Go ahead and shake. Shake lightly! Once it’s shaken, pour it into a glass. Take one pinch of cotton candy and drop it into the drink. It’ll dissolve. You’ll take another pinch and garnish your glass!

D*ck Sucker

The name is probably the most insane out of the entire list. However, this is one of the best tasting cocktails we have tasted to date.

All you need is:

1-part Grape or Blueberry Schnapps

1-part Soda Water

1-part Pear Vodka

1-part Lemon Lime Soda

While the taste is amazing and the name is insane, making the drink is super easy. All you have to do is fill the glass you are using with ice and pour in your vodka and grape/blueberry schnapps. Once you’ve done that, you’ll add your soda water and then top it off with lemon-lime soda. See easy!

We hope the drinks not only gave you a good laugh but a tremendous tipsy experience. A lot of these cocktails are as orgasmic as their names suggest. Do you have a recipe for a sexually named Cocktail? Let us know in the comments!