A guy walks into a bar, trust me you don’t know this one, he sees a beautiful damsel and decides to go for it. He fixes himself up, checking his breath and going over his line. The girl is minding her business, enjoying the scene when he walks up on her and drops his pick up line.
End of story, she cringes. Here are some of the most corny pick up lines that will totally make you cringe.
Corny pick up line alert! This person would have to be pretty confident to let this pickup line leave their lips. Word of advice: get out while you can!
A classic right? This corny pickup line is bit outdated but will definitely make you smile. On to the next!
Whew! Hold on, give me a minute me catch my breath. This cringe-worthy pickup line will have you rolling your eyes and looking for an eligible bachelor.
Creep alert! Don’t let this one go home with you because you wont be able to get rid of him. After hearing this, you’ll be lookin at them like, “You really wanna go there?”
This corny pickup line isn’t even funny anymore, but there are those select few who just love the classics. Try no to have a cringe-gasm.
I know you’re thinking, I’ve heard this one before. Yeah, me too. It checks a few boxes, classic and a cringe-worthy, corny pick up lines.
Hahaha…not! This one is bound to make you cringe and waiting for a chance to escape.
Corny pickup lines leave them vulnerable for attack. How about you say something long the lines of, “It’s right by the door, which is where I’m headed.” That will get you away quickly.
No siree bob. As far as corny pickup lines go, this one definitely, without debate, requires a cringe. Carry on!
Whoops! I can imagine it now, they are standing there with a grin on their face thinking they’ve scored but your mind is looking for the next exit.
Indeed you are a work of art but that line deserves to dwell in the gutter. Don’t get captured by this pickup line.
Oh no not again. These corny pickup lines have no bounds huh? Tell him you would love to remain STD free for the duration of your life. Now, run away as fast as you can!
Only a very goofy person would say this, though that isn’t enough to get your number right? Right?!
Ummmm…no, I don’t think so. A mistake sounds like I’ll be learning a hard lesson at the end so lets not go through that whole ordeal. Mmkay?
You’re stuck on the person calling you a beaver, aren’t you? Don’t worry because you have are only two minutes away from the door.
Well of course this is on a list of corny pickup lines. It’s inevitable. Why don’t you keep it alright?
I look magically delicious but that pick up line just made me throw up in my mouth. Be right back. I have to go to the restroom and and duck out while you’re no looking.
Huh? I have a piece of advice for you take the red pill my guy. Take the red pill.
No, my name is exit and after hearing that pickup line I think I’m going to live up to my namesake.
Dead end. Baby don’t waste your time because I won’t either.
You know what, I’m good. It’s time for me to bounce anyways, but you have a nice one. Definitely let me know how it goes.
Not if you’re coming on this strong. One twitch of her eye and you will be out the door, praying for another chance.
Maybe you shouldn’t have used that corny pickup line and my fist wouldn’t have accidentally made contact with your jaw. What can I say?
Why don’t you return back to whoever told you that pickup line actually worked. i can assure you it doesn’t.
Which means you need a little more flavor in your life before coming to me. You have nothing to offer. Goodbye.
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