Car Sex Isn’t It And Here’s Why

Car sex is the biggest bucket list knockoff that most people have, that they want to experience. It never ceases to amaze me how much the craziest things, are the very things that attract people to commit such acts.

Leg Room Eradicated

Having car sex is fun and risky, might bring some spice and excitement to the relationship or situationship that you are currently in but once that leg starts to crap up, all that will change the thought of having car sex.

Legroom should be one of the first things that come to mind, especially for those that are tall as hell. Their knees hitting the door, their head-banging up against the window, lol. I wouldn’t be risking getting conscious just to have sex in a car.

Tall Giant

I feel for all those that are tall and try to be adventurous in a situation when it comes to their sex life. I understand wanting to put some effort into making things more engaging but you can’t do that at the expense of your safety.

So when someone suggests trying car sex, just look at them honestly and say “That sound like a no, do you see the height difference and the dimensions of this car. It’s not a perfect match hun. Sorry”.

Claustrophobic

The fear of being in tight, constricted spaces and areas. Some people don’t realize that when they are deciding to partake in sexual activities in a car.

Being claustrophobic in a small vehicle and on top of that having someone else’s body on yours is not a great image. The person will start hyperventilating, causing them to have a panic or anxiety attack.

Cleaning Time

Does anyone ever think about the fact that the car is going to need a serious cleaning after it has been said and done? The smell needs to be aired out, the car needs to be clean of fluids, all that.

I mean some people don’t mind not cleaning but then that lets people know what type of person you are; clean or nasty.

Trust me you don’t want to be deemed as nasty, because once that gets out there, to others, you can kiss having sex again goodbye.

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Limited Positions Depending on Car

The positions that become car friendly is missionary, cowboy and if possible doggie style. These three positions are only achievable depending on the amount of space in the car.

Car sex usually happens in the back seat, so really the amount of touching and intimacy that would be occurring is little to just enough to be fulfill the need of pleasure.

Awkwardness

Personally, I would feel real awkward after having sex in someone’s car because that is what I’m going to associate with the person and the car every time I see it. The thought of “we had sex in this car” or “we probably going to have sex in the car”.

I wouldn’t feel comfortable having someone in the car, knowing that I had car sex. I think that you should at least inform them, just for the lack of consideration.

It’s just like having sex on your bed and then letting someone sit or even worse sleep on the bed and you know what just took place, grimmmey. That happened to one of my friends and her boyfriend, but that’s another story for a different time.