10 Things Every McGill University Student Asks Themselves

As the year comes to a close, it’s time to ask yourselves the real questions. Here are 10 things every McGill University student asks themselves!

1. Why did I move out of the Ghetto?

Like it seemed like a good idea at first but now its a Monday morning, 7 ° C  outside, and your bicycle froze to the pole.

2. Why do people use Redpath as a social gathering?

With the hell of finals season still reasonably fresh in our minds, I think we can all remember cursing that squad of disturbingly put together girls using talking about their love lives at an obnoxiously high decibel level. People – GO HOME

 

3. Am I prepared to fail this class?

New year, new study habits – amiright? It’s that sneaky period right before add-drop that you start wonder whether you’re really screwed or just kinda screwed.

4. Will this elective expose me to a pool of potential romantic candidates?

Because honestly, what else are philosophy courses for?

5. Am I sick, hungover, or just too damn tired?

Because sometimes it just feels like a nightmare.

6. Why are we still talking about Harambe?

If I get invited to another Harambe vigil party I’m transferring

7. Why does my prof know my name?

You’re either doing something very wrong or very right.

See Also

8. Was I that stupid as a freshman?

Because sometimes you see them and are forced to wonder.

 

9. Will I ever feel truly warm again?

Answer: Obviously not. That is, until August and then you will boil in your own exhales.

10. Would I rather get hit by a biker or a car?

Easy. Obviously a car. Getting hit by a nice Mercedes is how I plan on paying my tuition.

Are these things that every McGill University student asks themselves? Share this article!
Featured Image: macleans.ca
Rebecca Salganik

Recent Posts

10 Things About The Bullring That Makes It The Ultimate Hangout Location

It’s not really a secret that the University of Guelph has the best food in Canada. With so many options…

2 hours ago

Ambivalently Always: Meet This Feminist Mogul

The term ambivalent means uncertainty or fluctuation. The problem with modern feminism is that you do have to know. Feminist…

3 hours ago

10 Life Changing Novels You Should Read

Books have been impacting people for centuries. A book can help you through a hard time; it can be your…

4 hours ago

10 Reasons To Love Fall At Carleton

Canada’s capital university has one of the most beautiful year round campuses in Ontario. From the picturesque Ottawa River in…

5 hours ago

20 Signs You’re A Student Athlete

From "optional" practice that's actually mandatory to the unbelievable ability to always be hungry, here are 20 things that only…

6 hours ago

The Montreal Bars You Never Knew You Needed Until Now

Walk down the street and ask anyone whether or not they have ever been to a Montreal bar, there is…

7 hours ago