If you’re anything like me, the word ‘cocktails’ will have you dropping whatever you’re currently doing and heading for the nearest bar. Unfortunately, cocktails usually require a certain amount of premeditation that isn’t quite as easy as going to the store and picking up a 6-pack of beer. You have to have the right alcohol, the right juice and/or soda, and potentially garnishes. (If you’re feeling fancy.) I know I usually don’t have the energy for that, and luckily for all of us, I have figured out that boxed cocktails exist and I am about to share this information with all of you.
First up on our list, BeatBox Beverages. They offer three flavor under the slogan, “World’s Tastiest Portable Party Punch.” Say that three times fast and tell me your tongue isn’t tied.
@beatboxbeveragesThe three flavors are Blue Razzberry, Pink Lemonade, and Fruit Punch, and yes, they all sound delicious. The Best part? 11.1% alcohol content. Yes, that’s more than an average can of beer or glass of wine, so count me in. They also only contain 8 grams of sugar per serving which is a TON less than most of those mixed drinks you’re sipping on.
To find the closest BeatBox beverages to you, simply head to their site and plug in your location!
Now, BeatBox isn’t the only brand of boxed cocktails. There is also a company that goes by the name of buzzbox Cocktails that has eight different flavors. Yes, you read right, EIGHT.
And they sell them within a 100 miles of me. If you’re not as excited as me by this point, well, you should be. Okay, so here are the flavors they have: Perfect Margarita, Classic Greyhound, Long Island, Classic Cosmo, Cuban Mojito, Bloody Mary, Extreme Coconut, and Whiskey Lemonade. You probably picked up on it, but these are all on the basic list of cocktails that every bartender knows. A margarita in a can? Come. ON. You cannot beat that! These cocktails are so perfect for a summer party, I don’t even know what more to say about them! You’ll practically feel like you’re in a bar, except so much better because, you know. Sunshine.
@buzzboxcocktailsThe best part about these is you can buy the flavors you want depending on your favorite alcohol. Vodka? Rum? Tequila? Gin? You name it – buzzbox has a beverage. You can buy these online (yay) or check out their list of retailers nationwide!
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