Thomas Berry

A wickedly, funny malcontent who has his finger on the pulse of NYC. He defines the weekend as Friday night only between the hours on 5pm through 1am since Saturday is pickup your dry cleaning day and Sunday is spent bemoaning the upcoming Monday. He sometimes dresses as a priest and takes up two parking spaces for his Prius. An unabashed New Yorker who thinks the Trump Presidency is payback for passed politicians from the Midwest and the South who spew family values rhetoric while wearing "Home of the Whopper" underwear while frequenting gender neutral swing clubs