Whether you like it or not, UNSW is going to make its mark on you from the very second you step out of Central Station and line up for your bus ride to the university. From your traumatic experiences with public transport to your newfound coffee addiction, here are 20 signs you go to University of New South Wales that will make you a quintessential UNSW student.
Your reliance on the appearance of these numbers to get you where you need to be have become so intense that’s it’s almost cultish. Move aside, 666 – never has a set of numbers been so revered, feared and hated.
Having been through an emotionally manipulative relationship where you were frequently left waiting, stood up or ghosted, you have developed serious trust issues which will no doubt scar you for the rest of your life.
Puh-lease. Everybody knows that the unofficial motto for UNSW is ‘Every day is leg day at UNSW’.
Ugh, we get it. University of New South Wales Engineering. Everybody loves them.
Case in point: Roundhouse – 2018. Light rail – 2019. Trimesters – 2019.
You play sport there, it’s where the Greenhouse is, VG is love, VG is life. What you probably didn’t know is that there used to be a lake on the VG.
Hint – she’s a fountain.
How could it, when Moodle stores your entire life in its database? From your course outlines to Turnitin to your grades, the little orange ‘m’ has become your life source.
Instead, you’re most likely planning a cute lunch at the university’s vintage-chic two-story café of the same name. Most likely.
Don’t be fooled by the nice grass. You’ll be approached by marketers from various societies so many times that you’ll wish the ibises would just take your lunch because you’re never going to finish it before your next class at this rate, anyway.
Though you’ll probably never see them, you feel a strange sort of kinship with the hippie art students and the military trainees.
It’s been said so many times before, but I’ll say it again – this staircase has got to be one of the most hated in all of Sydney.
The rivalry between UNSW and the University of Sydney is real. But, you know what? Let the 2017 QS World Rankings speak for themselves. #numberoneinNSWyall #takethathogwarts
It’s the school colour. What did you expect?
That ‘cute brunette in the denim jacket standing outside the Science Theatre on Wednesday 5pm’? Yeah. That might have been you.
So. Many. Coffee. Places. On. Campus. Trust me, coffee-virgins. You’ll be converted. I was.
You’d be lying if you said that this was not a major factor in your decision to enroll in UNSW.
Everybody knows that University of New South Wales is renowned for their student life, but less known is their ability to make you feel major FOMO.
The Booths are dark, they’re public, and the HDMI screens don’t work. Once again you’re reminded of why you hate group tasks.
Nothing is more satisfying than sticker collecting. Sometimes they’re the only reasons why you pay $10 to join a society who holds one free BBQ in the entire year.
*UNSW has formally changed its name to UNSW Art & Design in 2014, however is still locally known as COFA.
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