10 Amusing Doormats Perfect For Your Home
If there’s anything your home needs, it’s an amusing doormat. These kinds of doormats are great ways to welcome, or un-welcome (depending on what it says) guests into your home, and should definitely earn you a few laughs as they cross over the threshold. I’ve always found doormats like these to be funny, and how it shows you have a good sense of humor that you’re not afraid to show off to the world. It also showcases a fun side of your personality, especially for those who’ve just met you, or only know you in a certain setting, and aren’t expecting it. So, if you’re looking to display your sense of humor in a unique way, then these 10 amusing doormats will do just that.
1. Wine
If there’s one thing that people in their 20’s become totally obsessed with, it’s definitely wine. I myself am ok with it, and have been to a wine tasting or two. And, don’t shoot the messenger here, I don’t get all the hype over it. That doesn’t mean that I don’t find this amusing doormat from Amazon to be any less funny, as it would be perfect for my wine connoisseur friends, and all other lovers of wine out there. This doormat features the words Welcome I hope you brought wine with an elegant frame surrounding the greeting. It’s truly the classic type of humor you’d expect from most people. This amusing doormat will definitely earn you a few chuckles.
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2. Not You Again
Now, this amusing doormat is more my speed, and something I would definitely consider putting on my doorstep. Simply put, this doormat from Amazon reads Oh Sh*t Not You Again in big bold lettering. It’s both hilarious and extremely blunt at the same time; which is basically me in a nutshell. This is the ideal doormat for those who aren’t afraid to tell you what they really think, but in a joking manner. My closest friends know that our friendship has reached its genuine point, when I start insulting them, in a loving way of course. If you want a doormat that’s entertaining, then this is the one for you!
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3. The Cat
Cats make for some great companions in my opinion, but they can also be the most selfish, not to mention arrogant, creatures on the planet. As a good family friend of mine likes to say, no one can ignore you like a cat. I still love ’em though! This amusing doormat from Walmart features a black cat with a crown fit for a king lounging next to the words The Cat and its housekeeping staff reside here. I definitely laughed out loud when I saw this doormat, and thought to myself this would be so perfect for many of my cat-owning family and friends. This amusing doormat will make even the grumpiest cat owner smile.
4. Caution
I can definitely see this as being the ideal doormat for those of us who have small children. Because as we know, kids can be destructive little terrors, but we love them all the same! This amusing doormat from Wayfair features a big yellow caution sign with the words proceed with caution underneath it. I say it’s always good to give your guests a heads up for any destruction they may find as soon as they enter your home; also, to avoid stepping on any aimless toys that didn’t make it into the toy chest. This is the perfect doormat for those who want to not only show off their humor, but also say, hey, it’s ok if my home is a little messy.
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5. Hide Packages
If you’re married, like I am, then you know the struggle of trying to keep secret shopping habits from your husband. I’m not saying I have a problem or anything, but there are just some things that I want every now and then for no legitimate reason other than I wanted it, so I bought it. This amusing doormat from Walmart captures the humor of a significant other trying, and obviously failing, to hide their purchases perfectly. The words Please Hide Packages From Husband are emblazoned in cursive and bold lettering on an otherwise normal-looking doormat. I’m sure the Amazon delivery person gets a good laugh out of this doormat when they drop a package at your door, and I’m sure your husband secretly gets a kick out of it too. If you’re a bit of a shopaholic, then this doormat is definitely for you.
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6. Trap Door
I definitely let out an embarrassing snort when I saw this amusing doormat from Amazon. I immediately knew that my husband would very much approve of this doormat, and I was definitely right when I showed it to him. This is definitely our kind of humor that we share together as a couple, and I know we’re not the only ones out there who find this doormat to be hilarious. The doormat reads Definitely Not A Trap Door in black bold font with a cool-looking designed framed around the words. Where’s the fun in having guests over if you can’t tease them, even just the littlest bit? This amusing doormat is perfect for all those jokesters out there!
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7. Do You Live Here?
Here is another amusing doormat that got a good laugh out of me when I first saw it, and honestly, it’s still making me giggle a bit right now as I’m writing this. The words Do You Live Here? is stitched in bold letters with two options to choose from below. You can either choose Yes, Welcome home or No, What the hell do you want? This amusing doormat from Walmart is both nice and rude at the same time, and reminds me of my dad jokingly telling me this every time I go over to visit my parent’s house. If he had his way, this would definitely be a doormat he’d consider putting out on the front porch. You don’t want to pass up this amusing doormat!
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8. Star Wars
This amusing doormat from Wayfair is for all the Star Wars nerds out there! And if it’s any consolation, I myself am also a huge Star Wars nerd. This doormat features old Ben Kenobi in his Jedi robes wielding his lightsaber, with the words This Is Not The House You Are Looking For next to him in Star Wars-reminiscent font. I can definitely appreciate this doormat for the funny reference to Episode IV where Ben and Luke are trying to avoid detection from the Empire. Honestly, you won’t regret buying this doormat, and you’ll earn many a laugh every time you have guests over.
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9. The Dog
Of course, I would include a doormat for the dog lovers out there, I’d be a monster not to! Even though I’m a cat person, I love dogs too, and always look forward to visiting those family and friends who have them. Honestly, they’re the happiest and most loyal companions! This amusing doormat from Amazon features some words of warning from the dog, “Ring the doorbell and let me sing you the song of my people.” I literally almost spit out my drink when I first saw this doormat, and thought it to be more than ideal for my dog-owning family and friends. It’s quite funny, and also gives fair warning before you ring the doorbell for those guests who don’t know that you have a dog. This is perfect for all those good sense of humor dog-lovers out there!
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10. Please Leave
This amusing doormat from Wayfair is very eloquently put, but also humorous in its own way. I can see someone who is painfully polite owning this doormat, as there’s nothing rude about it. Guests are promptly greeted with a lovely Welcome in cursive, and below that are amiably told to Please leave by 9 in bold lettering. I honestly can’t think of a more civil and to-the-point doormat. I know a couple of friends and family who would more than appreciate owning such a doormat. So, if you’re one who is too polite for your own good, and would like your guests to leave in a timely manner, then this doormat is ideal for you.
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