College Life

20 Things Only Procrastinators Understand

1. Starting every project thinking, “this time will be different.”

2. Then noticing Netflix minimized in the bottom corner of your laptop screen.

zetaboards.com

3. And suddenly realizing you haven’t watched Gossip Girl in a while.

4. Damn, that cast is attractive…press pause. Admire.

5. Constantly thinking, “I should really just finish that assignment, I’ve been putting it off for weeks.”

6. Even your teachers begin to ask if you’ve started the assignment.

7. Followed by your friends.

8. Solving life problems is a completely legitimate excuse to avoid work.

9. Although you know you probably won’t solve any life problems. Or do work.

10. But then everything you still have to do hits you all at once.

fooyoh.com

11. Your brilliant thoughts turn out to be….not so brilliant.

quotesgram.com

12. Still, nothing…

13. Figuring out plausible excuses for not doing the assignment.

14. Sheepishly admitting to your friends (who have obviously finished the assignment) that you haven’t started.

15. And then finding out that even your fellow procrastinators started.

16. Cue disappointed look from parents and teachers.

imgur.com

17. Avoiding the disapproval by getting lost in social media…and subsequently not getting anything else done.

vingle.net

18. Realizing it’s been so long, that now you’ve forgotten everything you learned in order to actually complete the assignment.

bookish.com

19. Finishing at 4 in a clock in the morning, just enough time to get in three hours of sleep.

20. Questioning: Why would I not want to be procrastinator when I’m so good at it?

riffsy.com

Now stop procrastinating and share with all the procrastinators you know!

Featured image source: tshirtsandtees.
Rachael Carter

Rachael is an 19 year old college sophomore majoring in forensic Anthropology. She loves the beach and is 99% sure she is a Disney princess.

Recent Posts

What To Expect During SJU Rush Week

St. John's University is filled with opportunities to take advantage of. Particularly, greek life is huge factor within the SJU…

8 hours ago

The Cotton Face Mask Everyone Is Talking About

A face mask is a great way to treat yourself, but sometimes they can be a little pricey. Enter: cotton…

13 hours ago

The Country Song Playlist You Need For This Semester

Lately, I've been struggling to get used to this new semester from moving into my first apartment to getting into…

16 hours ago

30 Costumes With Wings You Need To Copy

There are tons of different options if you want to wear wings this year for Halloween! From fairies to costume…

20 hours ago

15 Best Fitness Products You Can Buy On Amazon

Going back to school means you want to look your best. But, we all know the struggle is SOOO real…

24 hours ago

20 Fancy Macaroons That Are Too Pretty To Eat

Usually when we see the word macaroon we think of the French dessert, macaron; it’s something we all spell incorrectly.…

1 day ago