Especially at supermarkets and your friends’ houses.
If it were possible to eat desserts with your eyes, you so would.
Or two. Or three. Or five. Even if it’s your least favorite flavor, it’s still CAKE.
The thought of giving up cupcakes, cookies, and donuts is too depressing for you.
Because honestly, who doesn’t love a person that gives out some cookies (and eats the rest)?
You put chocolate on everything, including fruit, popcorn, nuts, and even potato chips. You’re also heavy handed with syrup and icing.
When in reality, you’re just a bubbly person.
Even better, everyone loved it.
Heck, I’m lactose intolerant and I still eat ice cream sometimes.
But it’s just so hard to resist icing, sprinkles, and sugar.
They always know how to counterbalance your crappy feelings.
Okay, you eat desserts way too often.
Why would you throw a cupcake at someone when it could have been eaten?
It’s physically impossible
If you’re addicted to dessert, they seem like the coolest thing ever created, and you shouldn’t feel ashamed about loving them.
They smell so good that you want to eat them, too.
It’s how people know that you love them, because you wouldn’t do it if you didn’t care about them.
Especially in the sense that you can determine the flavor of any dessert.
Because they seduce you with their deliciousness.
Butterscotch? Blondie? Cobbler? Twinkie? Okay, maybe it wasn’t the best thought.
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