10 People You’ll Always Run Into At James Madison University
Whether it’s the cute boy from class, the frat boy wearing Chubbies, or your partner from Play Fair, JMU has a specific breed of people that repeatedly and prominently rome the campus. Without a doubt, below are the 10 people you’ll always run into at James Madison University.
1. Forbes Feen
The drama kids are everywhere, easily spotted barefoot; wearing Chacos and Birks only when needed. Nonetheless, these students will brighten your day wherever you are or whenever you’re in need of a decent serenade.
2. Gaynelle
What makes the treacherous walk to E-hall all worth it. Gaynelle is not only the most pleasant and lovely lady to be seen on campus, but also will be just as sweet as the cookies and house made ice cream awaiting you.
3. The Gym Princess
The super athletic girl at UREC that casually runs 9 miles on the treadmill next to you every Tuesday. Meanwhile, you’re panting on that 1.5 incline just to burn off calories from Chik Fil A.
4. Natty Champs
Whether you catch them in Hillside or in a pack marching by Bridgeforth Stadium, Natty Champs are easily spotted. And yes- they are a big deal.
5. Carrier Pal
The girl you really felt connected with when discussing the slope of a tangent line but aside from the Second Floor of Carrier, the best convo you can hold up is “Nice dress!” or “You look acute today!”
6. Officer Conley
You hear his whistle, you’ve seen his Facebook profile, and most of all, you have seen him in action. Nothing wakes a person up like the notable crossing guard, Officer Conley, helping you cross safely from the grounds of the Quad to SSC.
7. Frog *Duh*
Your Frog still secretly follows you around. Well.. you think it’s them. *Mentally pictures face with yellow shirt and khakis* “Ok…yeah it’s them.”
8. Sorority Girl
Overly enthusiastic. Overly kind. Commonly wearing leggings, aviators, and tennis shoes.
9. Unicycle Guy
Even though you have never been formally introduced, that giant wheel makes you connected on some sort of spiritual level so when he passes by, you feel satisfied in one way or another.
10. Future “Fortune 500 Shareholder”
Whether lounging out with his brief case in Showker, or taking calls with her Galaxy S7, the C.O.B. students are everywhere. Be thankful for this- markets are always fluctuating and it’s good to have someone at hand that can help predict how many likes your newest Insta will gain.
